Stop It, White People!

[ojb81]

My brother and his buddy would eat peanut butter and mayonnaise sammiches.

brb, gonna go dry heave for the next hour or so. . .

 

[ojb81]

When we were kids, my sister would put ketchup in her milk and stir it in like chocolate.

 

[Kburjr]

I draw the line at people that eat Miracle Whip. They aren’t fit to function in society and should be terminated.

Those who function well in society have no life.

 

[CorpRebel]

I draw the line at people that eat Miracle Whip. They aren’t fit to function in society and should be terminated.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I draw the line at people that eat Miracle Whip. They aren’t fit to function in society and should be terminated.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Those who function well in society have no life.

This caused me pause. *brain rebooting*

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Not everyone has hog jowl balloons on the sides of their face like you that can fill them up with peas to play with.

I like to see how many I can fit in my foreskin.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I draw the line at people that eat Miracle Whip. They aren’t fit to function in society and should be terminated.

Speaking of terminated, I haven't had it in probably a decade or more, but I used to enjoy it on. . . turkey sandwiches.

 

[ojb81]

I like to see how many I can fit in my foreskin.

ha! got a snoodler, do ya??

 

[steelerssb]

 

[Schmoopy1000]

 

[broncosmitty]

I like to see how many I can fit in my foreskin.

For some reason, I pictured this as hog jowl balloon cheeks, but after re-reading, realized you meant peas.

Which is way less weird. And made so much more sense, sexually.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

 

[huskers1217]

I draw the line at people that eat Miracle Whip. They aren’t fit to function in society and should be terminated.

 

[moxie]

 

[ojb81]

whomever came up with that abomination should be whipped repeatedly in their genitals with an old car antenna

 

[fishinabarrel]

You know what? I'm thinking that one might be from my people. White people can't eat jalapenos.

Never realized I'm not white

 

[moxie]

Never realized I'm not white

Dang. No rating here like EuroHoop

 

[fishinabarrel]

I draw the line at people that eat Miracle Whip. They aren’t fit to function in society and should be terminated.

It's not a salad dressing, I don't care what the container says, but it is good on sammiches so just relax there broseph

 

[Wild Turkey]

It's not a salad dressing, I don't care what the container says, but it is good on sammiches so just relax there broseph

Blasphemy

You should be banned.
Then flogged.
Then quartered and drug through the street.