Stop It, White People!

So what DO the cubans have to offer that's worth a shit? we still going on about their cigars or nah?

Whatever the appeal of cigars is, it’s way over my head. My whole crew loves them. I’m the only one who doesn’t participate. Same a golf. They prob all blow each other too. 🤷‍♂️
 
Whatever the appeal of cigars is, it’s way over my head. My whole crew loves them. I’m the only one who doesn’t participate. Same a golf. They prob all blow each other too. 🤷‍♂️
There's at least some serious nut tickling/cupping at the very least.
 
Where do cubans even get swiss cheese? :headscratch:

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There's at least some serious nut tickling/cupping at the very least.

They gave me a cigar a few years ago on Christmas. Everybody went outside to smoke them. Tasted like somebody lit dog shit on fire. I quickly ditched mine in my neighbors plant when nobody was looking.
 
They gave me a cigar a few years ago on Christmas. Everybody went outside to smoke them. Tasted like somebody lit dog shit on fire. I quickly ditched mine in my neighbors plant when nobody was looking.
I was being all macho ‘n shit with buddies; got shitfaced and smoked a cigar, pretended like I enjoyed it. Woke up at 4am and my mouth tasted like Castro took a shit in it.
 
I was being all macho ‘n shit with buddies; got shitfaced and smoked a cigar, pretended like I enjoyed it. Woke up at 4am and my mouth tasted like Castro took a shit in it.
I quit doing the cigars for that reason. They are so much fun when you are doing it but the next day sucks ass. You can somewhat manage it by brushing every surface of your mouth and then rubbing citrus all in your mouth but that's a lot of trouble when you have been smoking cigars and drinking whiskey. I'll just pass.
 
Cubans make great Rum!!! Not much of a cigar guy either, but I'll drink all the top shelf Cuban Rum you got!!!

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Whatever the appeal of cigars is, it’s way over my head. My whole crew loves them. I’m the only one who doesn’t participate. Same a golf. They prob all blow each other too. 🤷‍♂️
The cigar probably kills the taste of getting nutted in the mouth.

Allegedly
 
I quit doing the cigars for that reason. They are so much fun when you are doing it but the next day sucks ass. You can somewhat manage it by brushing every surface of your mouth and then rubbing citrus all in your mouth but that's a lot of trouble when you have been smoking cigars and drinking whiskey. I'll just pass.
I got absolutely steamrolled by the nicotine, too!
 
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