Stop It, White People!

[Schmoopy1000]

 

[HammerDown]

 

[RP-29]

True story:

At my brother's wedding reception many years ago, the wedding party (I was in) and family were dancing in a circle being goofy. I executed a slick belly slide on the floor into the middle of the circle that amplified everyone's entertainment... ...except mine... ...I failed to factor that a silly string battle had occurred in that same location about 30 minutes prior and my belly slide halted abruptly at the sticky floor. The abrupt halt caused my chin to strike the floor with force.

I covertly slipped into the bathroom to inspect any potential damage and found a massive gash in the underside of my chin that clearly needed to be stitched up. Without saying a word to anyone, I hopped in my car and drove myself to the ER while somehow successfully keeping gushing blood off of my tuxedo. Thankfully, never in my life have I received even close to such prompt ER service as that incident; they got me in, stitched up and out the door in a flash. I was back at the wedding reception even before my wife knew I was gone. ...And I had a story to tell.

 

[Wood20ks]

No,I dont wanna stop it......I got me some deep fried livers,they were freshly out of gizzards,but I only get these about once year and I bought enough for leftovers.....
Add some hot sauce and call it lunch.....

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Some white girl on Twitch was making a Nutella and Pringles sandwich.

@williewilliejuan
@moxie

You know what to do.

And, no @huskers1217 you are not to try that! Do you understand!

 

[williewilliejuan]

Some white girl on Twitch was making a Nutella and Pringles sandwich.

@williewilliejuan
@moxie

You know what to do.

And, no @huskers1217 you are not to try that! Do you understand!

I need details here. Was it Nutella spread between two Pringles? Was it Nutella and Pringles on some sort of bread? What flavor of Pringles?

 

[moxie]

I need details here. Was it Nutella spread between two Pringles? Was it Nutella and Pringles on some sort of bread? What flavor of Pringles?

I bet it was pickle flavor pringles

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

I bet it was pickle flavor pringles

At least she didn't put ketchup on it so give her credit for that.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

I need details here. Was it Nutella spread between two Pringles? Was it Nutella and Pringles on some sort of bread? What flavor of Pringles?

Okay, so it's that jar where the peanut butter and jelly are already combined so I guess it's not actually Nutella. And she put it on bread and then put regular Pringles on it.

Stop it, White People.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Okay, so it's that jar where the peanut butter and jelly are already combined so I guess it's not actually Nutella. And she put it on bread and then put regular Pringles on it.

Stop it, White People.

The peanut butter and jelly in the same jar thing is possibly the whitest food invention of all time, so that makes it better. Strawberry or grape jelly?

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

what the fuck is this?

 

[Center Ice]

 

[Schmoopy1000]

 

[moxie]

oh, i've gotten a glimpse at the apocalypse and it is not pretty.



(start at @ ~2:15)

 

[Wild Turkey]

oh, i've gotten a glimpse at the apocalypse and it is not pretty.



(start at @ ~2:15)

I vomited and I hate you.

 

[moxie]

I vomited and I hate you.

So nasty. I got it from an Uncle Roger weejio and completely dry heaved the whole time.

 

[huskers1217]

 

[williewilliejuan]

Hell no.

 

[fordman84]

Ah yes, Italian sushi. I'm in! Make it a deep dish.