Stuck on the Toilet Tuesday sponsored by fordman

So young...

 
Wish the phone would ring, I could be out washing the house.
 
No Sale or J.D. for tomorrow
 
ill said:
mine get plenty of use

just sounds like you and your children don't know how to take care of your shit.
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Or, more likely, we do everything harder than you.

I'm glad HydroFlask's durability suits your gentle nature. I need something more rugged and I'm glad I found an option that works.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
"I'm really tough on my HF's when I'm playing tennis!"

lolz
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I drop it on the hardcourt all the time.

I also take it camping, on the golf course, boating

sorry that you can't have nice things
 
ill said:
can't you take the mobile phone with you?
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Fish? Mobile phone?

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SlinkyRedfoot said:
Mr Kobes would let you fly to Las Vegas to visit a dude?
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Yep. I spent 5 days there with said friend in June. Mr. Kobe and I have this thing called trust where we let each other have friends of the opposite sex and don’t worry that one of us will be cheating on the other.
 
kobesgame said:
Yep. I spent 5 days there with said friend in June. Mr. Kobe and I have this thing called trust where we let each other have friends of the opposite sex and don’t worry that one of us will be cheating on the other.
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Trust is one thing. That's another.

I guess you gay couples are just more open about that stuff.
 
ill said:
I drop it on the hardcourt all the time.

I also take it camping, on the golf course, boating

sorry that you can't have nice things
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That's what you're not understanding. I have nicer things. I'm glad you don't need them.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
That's what you're not understanding. I have nicer things. I'm glad you don't need them.
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my nice things last because I don't try to crack open coconuts with my water bottle.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
durability on drops and the like.

My kids' hydroflask shit falls apart.
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What exactly is falling apart on a hydro flask? It’s a metal bottle with a twist on top. Yeti keeps things hotter/colder longer, but durability wise I’ve seen no difference. And we have multiple of each in the house. And thermos. And Stanley. And cheap knockoffs.
 
So the storage unit saga continues. Mrs wants me to go over and make a list of items in it. So she just starts to text the idiot couple and I'm like "wait a second, what exactly are you planning to do? Sell this stuff or donate it?" Idiot couple is charging her half of their rental fee to keep this crap in here. I did not know that until last night. To say the least I was not pleased. So I suggested she give them some of the pieces in lieu of rent. Assholes are trying to make money off this? Like I needed more of a reason to dislike them
 
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