Stuck on the Toilet Tuesday sponsored by fordman

I think Deuce was 3 and Lil' Kobe was 7. We hadn't eaten supper and there was nowhere to get any snacks/drinks. Didn't end up getting to the hotel until like 10pm and had to eat vending machine crap. Wasn't ideal.
 
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Play by play guy in the Yankees-Red Sox game just said "he is the straw that make the whole thing stir" and it reminded me of our old friend @The Straw...but said in a really stupid way.
 
Almost booked an emergency flight to Vegas last night. My friend that lives there was sending weird texts and wouldn’t return my calls/messages. His dad, who died within the past year, has a birthday this week. So he’s all sorts of fucked up in the head right now.

He eventually responded and promised me he isn’t on the verge of doing something to harm himself.

So for now I’m staying home.

I will be there next week

Plan the intervention then
 
He didn’t know what square pizza or ranch was so...
wasn't around for the square pizza discussion, but that could be a lot of things. I see some frozen brands selling detroit style pizzas. while they're frozen jawns, they're similar to me to what would have been called old forge or sicilian where i grew up. similary, on the shitty end, there was a brand called nardones that massed produced some very shit square pizzas that i shudder to recall eating. (they did make a decent enough french bread pizza to buy a la cart at lunch).

i guess i lost my point, i don't know how good true detroit pizza is, but i'll take the stuff from the pizza place directly across the street i grew up with over any of what they'd come up with.
 
wasn't around for the square pizza discussion, but that could be a lot of things. I see some frozen brands selling detroit style pizzas. while they're frozen jawns, they're similar to me to what would have been called old forge or sicilian where i grew up. similary, on the shitty end, there was a brand called nardones that massed produced some very shit square pizzas that i shudder to recall eating. (they did make a decent enough french bread pizza to buy a la cart at lunch).

i guess i lost my point, i don't know how good true detroit pizza is, but i'll take the stuff from the pizza place directly across the street i grew up with over any of what they'd come up with.
Big John's Pizza in my hometown in NJ had square pizza and it was probably one of the better pies in town...but I wasn't a fat ass who put ranch on pizza.

I had a roommate in college who did...and I have to say it's delicious...but I don't do it often
 
Big John's Pizza in my hometown in NJ had square pizza and it was probably one of the better pies in town...but I wasn't a fat ass who put ranch on pizza.

I had a roommate in college who did...and I have to say it's delicious...but I don't do it often
Who in the fuck puts ranch on pizza, and why?

Why?
 
Who in the fuck puts ranch on pizza, and why?

Why?
ask Rob

I think it's something he learned in prison when he got his knuckle tats
 
Who in the fuck puts ranch on pizza, and why?

Why?
Honestly ranch goes great on pizza. With that said, I try not to clog my arteries. Not sure the last time i had ranch at all.
 
You can really tell who was raised in the woods isolated away from society based on some of these silly posts.

Try venturing into the city once in awhile fellas.
 
Honestly ranch goes great on pizza.

Imagine being the guy tasked with buying pizza for an entire volleyball league and having no clue about ranch.
 
Imagine being the guy tasked with buying pizza for an entire volleyball league and having no clue about ranch.
I don't go out to buy pizza and think, man, I wonder if I have ranch dressing at home.

Pizza without ranch is just fine for me, fatty.
 
I don't go out to buy pizza and think, man, I wonder if I have ranch dressing at home.

Pizza without ranch is just fine for me, fatty.

Im just surprised there’s nobody in your group more cultured than you. Maybe I’m giving the Backwoods Co-Ed Incel League too much credit.
 
Im just surprised there’s nobody in your group more cultured than you. Maybe I’m giving the Backwoods Co-Ed Incel League too much credit.
I didn't reach out and ask anyone in my 100 person league who wanted what.

and no one complained that there was no ranch.

we were playing volleyball, eating pizza, and drinking beer...and some people were worried about doing the first two together.

you grabbed a slice, didn't use a plate so no dipping, then you got back on the court.
 
I didn't ask anyone who wanted what.

No wonder you guys got bounced in the first round. Poor communication skills.
 
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