Subway Tuna Sub Has No Tuna In It (per a lab)

The only one I'll eat is the vegetarian because all the meat smells like bologna.

Oh, wait... I think I had their meatball sub once. It wasn't terrible.
Prolly still balogna...just a ball of balogna

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A lot of Subway's in my area are closing. I will light a candle
 
This. Anyone who orders a fucking tuna sandwich at Subway deserves whatever the fuck they get.

Saw a guy order one a bit ago and thought to myself what is this guy thinking. Although I doubt the turkey sub I had was actual turkey
 
This.

I used to eat there fairly often fifteen years ago or so, but it's been a really long time. These days I ration my carbs pretty strictly and there's no fucking way I'm wasting them on a sandwich from Subway.

Full disclosure, back in the day I would order the Tuna. Load it up with banana peppers and some salt and pepper. I thought it was pretty good.
I've had a few subway sandwiches over the years, turkey for me as well and always thought the bread was pretty good. I only eat tuna at home, always the albacore chunk in water.
 
The only one I'll eat is the vegetarian because all the meat smells like bologna.

Oh, wait... I think I had their meatball sub once. It wasn't terrible.
yer a balogna
 
I eat at Subway every now and then, cuz I like the smell of cigarette smoke on the wrapper and bag. lulz

lol this reminds me of something that happened me to me about 4 months ago. I was hungry and didn't really have anything readily available/cooked at lunchtime, and i didn't feel like making myself anything, so I door-dashed myself something...can't remember exactly what it was, but i remember i got myself a drink along with the meal. so i'm sitting there, eating my food, and i catch a whiff of some dank weed...well, i don't smoke pot anymore, haven't for years now, and i keep catching a whiff, and thinking, "what the hell?? what smells like weed??" it's not like my windows were open, it was still cold outside, so i took a sniff of the food i was eating, but nope, that wasn't it. after i'm done eating, i take a sip off my drink, and i get a strong whiff of it again. i wonder, "did someone at the restaurant drop a nugget of pot in my drink??", i open it and check, nothing in there but drink and ice. as i'm setting the drink down, i notice some schmutz on my hand from the cup...when i go to wipe it off, i look at it again, and realize, it's weed ash! i took a big sniff of the bottom of my cup to confirm, and yep, smelled super-dank. so apparently, the doordasher who brought me my order must be a regular smoker, they probably have weed ash all over the interior/console of their vehicle, and of course, got some on the bottom of my cup, lol. had me cracking up.
 
That is one of the dumbest sons of a bitch walking. He was making bank off Subway. All he had to do is not get fat and not fuck kids. Now he’s in jail for the rest of his fucking life.
The guy got high off of his fame and believed he was untouchable. He's really no different than Kevin Spacey or Harvey Weinstein, just a difference of relative power.
 
Subway fires back:


"A recent New York Times report indicates that DNA testing is an unreliable methodology for identifying processed tuna," a spokesperson for Subway told FOX Business in a statement. "This report supports and reflects the position that Subway has taken in relation to a meritless lawsuit filed in California and with respect to DNA testing as a means to identify cooked proteins. DNA testing is simply not a reliable way to identify denatured proteins, like Subway’s tuna, which was cooked before it was tested."

I'm going to stay on top of this incredibly important story and keep you guys updated. I vow not to sleep until this is resolved.
 
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