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ill said:
one vacation I did in OBX with some friends with their kids, I was in my bedroom getting changed in the middle of the day when I hear a knock on the front door. I go and open the door and it's one of my friend's sons and he has no pants on. He's like 5.

I go "Cody, why are you at the front door and where are you pants?"

He proceeds to tell me that he had to poop so he went in the front yard. Well then...I told him to go to the bathroom and clean himself up.

I go to the pool and inform his mom, who is enjoying a marg, that he son took a shit in the front yard and she should look into it some.
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Look into it?


It's not normal?
 
PnkPanther said:
made peri peri chicken last night

I usually not a huge fan of jarred sauces, but Trader Joes peri peri sauce worekd well and was cheap
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Tom Hanks Fancy GIF
 
Gatorchip said:
That’s because you have no sons.
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That’s true. Yesterday, the youngest one heads into the bathroom to pee. Immediately comes back out and says there’s a spider in there, so she can’t go. I tell her to go to the main bathroom. She says she can’t because her sister is in the shower. I tell her to go to guest room. She says it’s dark and creepy on that side of the house. Ok. Go upstairs. There are two bathrooms upstairs. She doesn’t want to go upstairs. Meanwhile, she’s holding her crotch and doing the peepee dance. I tell her “I don’t know what to tell you. Go pee in the yard”. I think she eventually went upstairs.
 
williewilliejuan said:
That’s true. Yesterday, the youngest one heads into the bathroom to pee. Immediately comes back out and says there’s a spider in there, so she can’t go. I tell her to go to the main bathroom. She says she can’t because her sister is in the shower. I tell her to go to guest room. She says it’s dark and creepy on that side of the house. Ok. Go upstairs. There are two bathrooms upstairs. She doesn’t want to go upstairs. Meanwhile, she’s holding her crotch and doing the peepee dance. I tell her “I don’t know what to tell you. Go pee in the yard”. I think she eventually went upstairs.
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That's an awfully long story just to let us know that you have more bathrooms than Chrissy Teigen.
 
williewilliejuan said:
That’s true. Yesterday, the youngest one heads into the bathroom to pee. Immediately comes back out and says there’s a spider in there, so she can’t go. I tell her to go to the main bathroom. She says she can’t because her sister is in the shower. I tell her to go to guest room. She says it’s dark and creepy on that side of the house. Ok. Go upstairs. There are two bathrooms upstairs. She doesn’t want to go upstairs. Meanwhile, she’s holding her crotch and doing the peepee dance. I tell her “I don’t know what to tell you. Go pee in the yard”. I think she eventually went upstairs.
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5 fucking bathrooms?
 
williewilliejuan said:
It’s Texas. Houses are big here.
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A man walk into a hotel restaurant and sits down at the food bar and orders a hamburger. The hamburger is the biggest burger he's ever seen. "Why is this so huge?" the man asks. The bartender says, "Well everything is big in Texas." Then the man orders a beer, and this too is very large. "Man why is that so big, I'll never be able to finish it." "Well I told you, everything's big in Texas." The man eats his food and finishes off the beer, gets drunk, and has to use the bathroom. "Sir, where are the bathrooms?" "Down the hall and to the left." So the man goes toward the bathroom and forgets which way the bartender said, and goes to the door on the right instead. He walks in, falls into the pool and starts screaming, "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
 
williewilliejuan said:
That’s true. Yesterday, the youngest one heads into the bathroom to pee. Immediately comes back out and says there’s a spider in there, so she can’t go. I tell her to go to the main bathroom. She says she can’t because her sister is in the shower. I tell her to go to guest room. She says it’s dark and creepy on that side of the house. Ok. Go upstairs. There are two bathrooms upstairs. She doesn’t want to go upstairs. Meanwhile, she’s holding her crotch and doing the peepee dance. I tell her “I don’t know what to tell you. Go pee in the yard”. I think she eventually went upstairs.
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did you go kill the spider?
 
ill said:
one vacation I did in OBX with some friends with their kids, I was in my bedroom getting changed in the middle of the day when I hear a knock on the front door. I go and open the door and it's one of my friend's sons and he has no pants on. He's like 5.

I go "Cody, why are you at the front door and where are you pants?"

He proceeds to tell me that he had to poop so he went in the front yard. Well then...I told him to go to the bathroom and clean himself up.

I go to the pool and inform his mom, who is enjoying a marg, that he son took a shit in the front yard and she should look into it some.
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I brewed a beer with friends of mine a few years ago, and one of their sons was just starting to "potty train". At one point, I go to check on the brew, and I look up and see the kid standing, basically pointing at the brew kettle with his penis. Told the kid to put his junk away and not pee in the beer. Felt bad when he pissed himself like 5 minutes later, but he had the entire back yard to piss in if he just wanted to pee outside. I didn't care that he was going to pee outside, I just wasn't sure I needed any extra flavor.
 
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