Terrible Tuesday Temper Tantrum Thread

Was told to both avoid sexual activity for seven days post-op, and also to ensure at least 21 "cycles" after the vasectomy to ensure that the first semen analysis is accurate.

I intend to take care of my own business on the side, as it were, whilst also milking the hell out of "hey, we need to screw to ensure the test shows I'm sterile and we can ditch the condoms" bit for the next month.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Was told to both avoid sexual activity for seven days post-op, and also to ensure at least 21 "cycles" after the vasectomy to ensure that the first semen analysis is accurate.

I intend to take care of my own business on the side, as it were, whilst also milking the hell out of "hey, we need to screw to ensure the test shows I'm sterile and we can ditch the condoms" bit for the next month.
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My doctor scared the fuck out of me when I got mine done. He told me the usual, like you were, but then decided to offer an anecdote about a different patient. "Oh, yeah, this guy decided he felt fine the day after surgery, so he deiced to go water skiing. Have you ever seen a county fair winning egg plant before? No? I have. Dont do that".

Ok Doc.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
My doctor scared the fuck out of me when I got mine done. He told me the usual, like you were, but then decided to offer an anecdote about a different patient. "Oh, yeah, this guy decided he felt fine the day after surgery, so he deiced to go water skiing. Have you ever seen a county fair winning egg plant before? No? I have. Dont do that".

Ok Doc.
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I know @Red_Alert said to get snipped during the first weekend of March Madness. Think the Wednesday of bowl week is not a bad day, either. Basically laid out on the couch in my basement watching football with an ice pack on my nuts for two days. Only day that was really unpleasant was the day after.

Also, I didn't really do a lot of self-evaluation after the procedure. Doctor had said to try and leave everything alone for as long as possible. There was a lot of bulk and some extra rustling, which I thought was bandage(s). Turned out, they had left a cold compress in my compression shorts, and didn't tell me (or I was still coming out of the anesthesia and completely missed them telling me). I didn't look until like Thursday night, when I finally got the courage to take a dump. Either way, it was a lot easier to walk around after that.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Was told to both avoid sexual activity for seven days post-op, and also to ensure at least 21 "cycles" after the vasectomy to ensure that the first semen analysis is accurate.

I intend to take care of my own business on the side, as it were, whilst also milking the hell out of "hey, we need to screw to ensure the test shows I'm sterile and we can ditch the condoms" bit for the next month.
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Cleaned out my brother's work apartment last week. Did the mom thing and checked under beds and couch cushions just as we were leaving to make sure we didn't leave anything behind. There was something under the couch and I reached under to grab it. Was a mostly-empty bottle of lube.

Stupid fucker got me one last time with his shenanigans.
 
kobesgame said:
Cleaned out my brother's work apartment last week. Did the mom thing and checked under beds and couch cushions just as we were leaving to make sure we didn't leave anything behind. There was something under the couch and I reached under to grab it. Was a mostly-empty bottle of lube.

Stupid fucker got me one last time with his shenanigans.
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You still have my address, right?
 
ill said:
My next question is do I buy the part from Maytag for $30 or <$10 on Amazon and hope it works?
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Don't get your advice here... :dhd:
 
Also, last week I told my two older kids (ages 12 and 8) that I don't really care if they swear as long as it isn't at school or directed at someone. Deuce (age 8) went for it that night when playing cards. He lost a round, slammed his cards down and yelled "MOTHER FUCKER!!"

Never been more proud of him.
 
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