Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC

[Red_Alert]

It's gonna be a hoot playing in stadiums like this. The last OU game in Knoxville almost gave me a heart attack.

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It takes a lot of inbreeding to keep that place full from generation to generation.

 

[Rolltide94]

Honestly? I'd rather have a problem with the guy on the left that on the right. That ugly SOB on the right has made his bones. He might have even done a 15 year stretch for killing a couple of guys.

He also sucks dick...but I'm not judging.

 

[Goldbug]

He also sucks dick...but I'm not judging.

Some poor bastard just got locked up in his cell on his first day in prison and his cellmate makes Mike Tyson look like a debutante.

Cell Mate: Ya want the blue towel or the white towel?
Poor Bastard: (In a nervous voice.) Uh.....the white towel?
Cell Mate: Otay. Now, do ya want the top bunk or the bottom bunk?
Poor Bastard: (Again, in a nervous voice.) Uh.....the top bunk?
Cell Mate: Otay. Now, do ya want to be the wife or the husband?
Poor Bastard: (Now the guy's getting really panicked.) Uhhhhhh....the husband?
Cell Mate: Otay. Now come over here and suck your wife's dick.

 

[squatch]

 

[Thiefery]

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WOW!!!!!