Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks's stripper girlfriend Pole Assassin's monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween

[BusSport]

A happy ending! Jeff Banks and Pole Assassin just got married!

But monkey was not invited to the wedding.

 

[Thiefery]

have no idea why people have those monkeys as pets.. seen/read so many stories of how they ripped open faces of it's owners

 

[CorpRebel]

have no idea why people have those monkeys as pets.. seen/read so many stories of how they ripped open faces of it's owners

Yeah. Most animals aren't meant to be 'domesticated'...

 

[fordman84]

Yeah. Most animals aren't meant to be 'domesticated'...

Eh, I've known strippers who could be house broken. This one might be able to as well.

 

[CorpRebel]

Eh, I've known strippers who could be house broken. This one might be able to as well.

 

[fordman84]

So this weekend we find out one Jexas coach married a stripper and one divorced one.

 

[Thiefery]

So this weekend we find out one Jexas coach married a stripper and one divorced one.

bro Sark estranged wife wasn't a stripper... not anything close to it.. she was a track athlete that still holds the record at some college in NC.. she also competed in the olympic trials and later became the track HC at SC..

 

[antone112]

So this weekend we find out one Jexas coach married a stripper and one divorced one.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

 

[antone112]

bro Sark estranged wife wasn't a stripper... not anything close to it.. she was a track athlete that still holds the record at some college in NC.. she also competed in the olympic trials and later became the track HC at SC..

Yeah, a stripper seems better.

 

[fordman84]

bro Sark estranged wife wasn't a stripper... not anything close to it.. she was a track athlete that still holds the record at some college in NC.. she also competed in the olympic trials and later became the track HC at SC..

First, nice white knight bro.

Second, her name is Loreal. She's taken her clothes off for money in front of a group of men before. I give that the Justin Wilson GAR-on-tee.

 

[Thiefery]

First, nice white knight bro.

Second, her name is Loreal. She's taken her clothes off for money in front of a group of men before. I give that the Justin Wilson GAR-on-tee.

lol not white knight... and you going off names? shoot I can see why.. Jimbo did have a wife named Candy...

 

[fordman84]

lol not white knight... and you going off names? shoot I can see why.. Jimbo did have a wife named Candy...

Now you are getting it.

But you defending her isn't going to get you into her panties. $20 should do it, though.

 

[Deep Creek]

First, nice white knight bro.

Second, her name is Loreal. She's taken her clothes off for money in front of a group of men before. I give that the Justin Wilson GAR-on-tee.

Now you're showing your age.