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I didn't realize that Sarks wife was black. Good for him.
Too bad Banks and his GF, pole assassin, take all the spotlight.. because of their pet monkey.
 
How long will we have to wait for an official DC hire?
 
How long will we have to wait for an official DC hire?
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I didn't realize that Sarks wife was black. Good for him.
They were never married and they "divorced" four years ago. They refer to it as a "conjugal relationship". They had 3 kids.
 
Wish y'all didn't scare @AlaskaGuy away, would love to know how he felt about the DC there, PK, since he's going to be the new DC at Texas.
 
Wish y'all didn't scare @AlaskaGuy away, would love to know how he felt about the DC there, PK, since he's going to be the new DC at Texas.
It’s a home run. Guy is well respected. This is first time a new coach put together a staff that resembles what you would expect at Texas.. Charlie and Herman brought in g5 staffs and that is why they are no longer HCs
 
Sark has been doing Zooms with letterman, current players, donors and parents of current players..

Some tidbits from Burton;
When it comes to strength and conditioning, Sarkisian said things will be done differently than in the past. Instead of focusing on how much weight players can lift/squat, the focus in strength training will be more about controlled weight and the speed of reps and how many reps.

Sarkisian can’t believe Texas has 15 scholarship receivers and seven scholarship tight ends. Sarkisian would prefer eight to 10 scholarship receivers and about five scholarship tight ends.

Parents brought up his firing from SC in 2015, and he "didn't blink an eye", owned up to it and the parents appreciated the openess compared to how they were getting only coach speak from Herman who was really hard to read.

Has one more hire to make, (thinks it's going to be a LB coach).

Says he tried to hire WR coach Coleman at Atlanta and at Georgia, but both times the HC said no.. so it worked out knowing Coleman was already on staff in Austin.

He got into detail about the defense since players were worried about going back to the 3 DL front with 4i ends. He said it's going to look like last seasons "to the naked eye" but they have a lot of variations to create mismatches for RPO offenses.
 
So Mike Stoops didn't get hired after all because of an upset booster and there is a picture of him wearing a MAGA hat. Obviously that doesn't fly in liberal pansy Austin.

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So Mike Stoops didn't get hired after all because of an upset booster and there is a picture of him wearing a MAGA hat. Obviously that doesn't fly in liberal pansy Austin.

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Wasn't because of this picture.. it's because he's a cancerous fuck.. fuck that asshole.. his own brother doesn't want him on staff at KY
 
So Mike Stoops didn't get hired after all because of an upset booster and there is a picture of him wearing a MAGA hat. Obviously that doesn't fly in liberal pansy Austin.

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This is just a bad take. It was not the reason, but wearing a Maga hat is a dumbass idea for a coach. Your livelihood depends on a selling young black athletes on your vision. Why the fuck would you ever take a picture that could offend one of your potential recruits? If my job required pandering to young black athletes I would be walking around in NWA shirts and a BLM hat, that is salesmen do. Make no mistake about it sales is a big part of being a coach.
 
This is just a bad take. It was not the reason, but wearing a Maga hat is a dumbass idea for a coach. Your livelihood depends on a selling young black athletes on your vision. Why the fuck would you ever take a picture that could offend one of your potential recruits? If my job required pandering to young black athletes I would be walking around in NWA shirts and a BLM hat, that is salesmen do. Make no mistake about it sales is a big part of being a coach.
How about just cutting all the Gawd damn politics out of sports and acting like everyone is entitled to their own opinions? The MAGA boys, the BLM dudes, everyone needs to just shut the F up and play ball.
 
Glad to see the Texas boosters have Sark or a short leash with a choke chain. At this rate we might have him back in Tuscaloosa before the second half of our home and home in 2023.
 
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