Hell yeah brother. It's shaping up to be a LEGENDARY weekend.
On Friday, Kyle and I will be drinking a few Coors Light before we decide to take my leased 2016 Toyota Corolla to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Springfield while BLASTING Nickelback. I don't know how to put this but I'm a pretty big deal over there. I know all of the bartenders on a first day basis. On Friday, Brenda will be behind the bar. Brenda is a solid 8/10. When she's got a low cut shirt on, you're in for a show. I'm pretty sure she's into me. Brenda always saying things to me like "hey, what are we drinking tonight?" After a few shots of fireball, I'll ask her out on a date. Last time she says she was really busy and wasn't in the mindset to date but she's had enough time to work her stuff out. Nobody turns down a guy like me twice. Nobody.
After we set up that date, Kyle and I will be headed off to the sickest club in Eugene, the Nile (IYKYK). The women there are all over you. I know Destiny works tonight. Destiny often says that she loves dancing on me, unlike the other losers who show up to the club. She often talks about how lucky she is to get to give me a private dance in the VIP room.
After that we will head home, sleep it off and WAKE UP early in the morning to tailgate. I'll be drinking Coors light at 8:00 AM until kickoff. While we are waiting, I'll be grilling up some hot dogs and putting all the fixings on them (Ketchup and Mustard). Then we'll get into Autzen to watch the #1 team in the country DESTROY Iowa.
Ducks 56 Iowa 10
And the Ducks are a blue blood. Deal with it.
