The Colossal 3 Sport 6 Team Draft : CHAT
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Standing left to right: Honus Wagner, Grover Cleveland Alexander, Tris Speaker, Nap Lajoie, George Sisler, Walter Johnson
Sitting left to right: Eddie Collins, The Bambino, Connie Mack, Cy Young
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.
After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Just finished a real fun NFL draft with Mookie, Hall, Ducey and the other fellas. T'was a great draft!
You had to draft at least one player from every playoff team for this season and you could not have more than three from any team.
Player had to have played at some point for the team you pick them for.
I picked 12th in a 12 team draft.
MY TEAM
OFFENSE
QB - Dan Marino - Dolphins
RB - Edgerrin James - Seahawks
FB - Lorenzo Neal - Chargers
WR - Isaac Bruce - 49ers
WR - Torry Holt - Jaguars
WR - "Bullet" Bob Hayes - Cowboys
TE - Dave Casper - Vikings
LT - Jonathan Ogden - Ravens
LG - Steve Hutchinson - Seahawks
C - Jim Langer - Dolphins
RG - Will Shields - Chiefs
RT - Ron Yary - Vikings
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DEFENSE
LDE - Michael Strahan - Giants
LDT - Warren Sapp - Buccaneers
RDT - Cortez Kennedy - Seahawks
RDE - Richard Dent - Eagles
LLB - Dave Wilcox - 49ers
MLB - Jeremiah Trotter - Eagles
RLB - Bill Romanowski - Eagles
CB - Mel Renfro - Cowboys
CB - Emmitt Thomas - Chiefs
NB - Antoine Winfield - Bills
SS - David Fulcher - Bengals
FS - Ronnie Lott - 49ers
You had to draft at least one player from every playoff team for this season and you could not have more than three from any team.
Player had to have played at some point for the team you pick them for.
I picked 12th in a 12 team draft.
MY TEAM
OFFENSE
QB - Dan Marino - Dolphins
RB - Edgerrin James - Seahawks
FB - Lorenzo Neal - Chargers
WR - Isaac Bruce - 49ers
WR - Torry Holt - Jaguars
WR - "Bullet" Bob Hayes - Cowboys
TE - Dave Casper - Vikings
LT - Jonathan Ogden - Ravens
LG - Steve Hutchinson - Seahawks
C - Jim Langer - Dolphins
RG - Will Shields - Chiefs
RT - Ron Yary - Vikings
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DEFENSE
LDE - Michael Strahan - Giants
LDT - Warren Sapp - Buccaneers
RDT - Cortez Kennedy - Seahawks
RDE - Richard Dent - Eagles
LLB - Dave Wilcox - 49ers
MLB - Jeremiah Trotter - Eagles
RLB - Bill Romanowski - Eagles
CB - Mel Renfro - Cowboys
CB - Emmitt Thomas - Chiefs
NB - Antoine Winfield - Bills
SS - David Fulcher - Bengals
FS - Ronnie Lott - 49ers
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"Wow you got like 13 guys who should be first 3 rounders" - someone from here...probably
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