The Dumbest Drive by Ever?

Lots of potential pollack jokes here
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Lots of potential pollack jokes here
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Pollock...pollack is a fish. Unless there is specific fish jokes i am unaware of, in that case, carry on

there is no connection between my name containing fish and the possibility of me not knowing fish jokes
 
fordman84 said:
It was an awful shooting. Police are inside still finding dead bodies.
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Sad Koala GIF
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I have wanted to shoot up a funeral home before. Filthy fucking money grubbing whores
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Agreed. When my dad died, he wanted to be cremated. We’re there at the funeral home trying to make arrangements and my mom was a total mess. They tell us we have to buy a casket for the cremation. Why? We’re going to have him cremated. It’s policy apparently. Ok, what‘s the cheapest one you’ve got? Fuckers tried to shame us for not buying a fancier casket for his fucking cremation. Probably weren’t going to burn it anyway.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Agreed. When my dad died, he wanted to be cremated. We’re there at the funeral home trying to make arrangements and my mom was a total mess. They tell us we have to buy a casket for the cremation. Why? We’re going to have him cremated. It’s policy apparently. Ok, what‘s the cheapest one you’ve got? Fuckers tried to shame us for not buying a fancier casket for his fucking cremation. Probably weren’t going to burn it anyway.
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I have never understood that, is it a law or something?
 
williewilliejuan said:
I don’t know, but it pissed me off. My mom actually told them to “find a fucking cardboard box, I don’t care”. They weren’t ready for that.
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Seems like a nicer or fancier casket would emit more dangerous fumes when burned. A pine box or cardboard would be best.
 
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