The Dumbest Drive by Ever?

Lots of potential pollack jokes here
 
Lots of potential pollack jokes here

Pollock...pollack is a fish. Unless there is specific fish jokes i am unaware of, in that case, carry on

there is no connection between my name containing fish and the possibility of me not knowing fish jokes
 
It was an awful shooting. Police are inside still finding dead bodies.

Sad Koala GIF
 
I have wanted to shoot up a funeral home before. Filthy fucking money grubbing whores
Agreed. When my dad died, he wanted to be cremated. We’re there at the funeral home trying to make arrangements and my mom was a total mess. They tell us we have to buy a casket for the cremation. Why? We’re going to have him cremated. It’s policy apparently. Ok, what‘s the cheapest one you’ve got? Fuckers tried to shame us for not buying a fancier casket for his fucking cremation. Probably weren’t going to burn it anyway.
 
Agreed. When my dad died, he wanted to be cremated. We’re there at the funeral home trying to make arrangements and my mom was a total mess. They tell us we have to buy a casket for the cremation. Why? We’re going to have him cremated. It’s policy apparently. Ok, what‘s the cheapest one you’ve got? Fuckers tried to shame us for not buying a fancier casket for his fucking cremation. Probably weren’t going to burn it anyway.
I have never understood that, is it a law or something?
 
I don’t know, but it pissed me off. My mom actually told them to “find a fucking cardboard box, I don’t care”. They weren’t ready for that.
Seems like a nicer or fancier casket would emit more dangerous fumes when burned. A pine box or cardboard would be best.
 
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