the gobucks Tuesday thread

[PeoplesChicken]

I'm just here driving content

Thank you Ill

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

"It's National Wine Day" here are wine Tumblers for you

i dont give a fuck about wine

 

[Me]

Over 700 posts...I feel so hono(u)red

 

[Bender]

When I brought it home, my son said, "dad! I could fit in that thing!" I said, "all three of you kids could fit in that thing!" He said he didn't think it could hold all three. "Sure it could. You might need to be in pieces, but you'd fit."

normally when i murder someone i'm not trying to preserve their body, but you do you.

oh shit, did i say that out loud again?

 

[ill]

Thank you Ill

tomorrow I will dedicate the thread to you, Chickie

 

[kobesgame]

It’s my cousin, you sicko.

 

[PnkPanther]

If I’m at a pool in Vegas, sure. Or if I was a friend’s pool (although I don’t think I have any friends with a pool). Public pool? Nah.

I have no reason to go to a public pool, but if I listen to hundreds of kids screaming Mom Dad watch me and do lame dive, I'll need a beer

and occasions I go to pools, I'm on vacation, so will be drinking beer

I don't have any friends with pool. I do have a friend with acreage and plenty of room to add a pool, pizza oven, and tiki bar set up.......

 

[Me]

normally when i murder someone i'm not trying to preserve their body, but you do you.

oh shit, did i say that out loud again?

At least preserve some fingers. Can be useful to place "fake" prints elsewhere.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

tomorrow I will dedicate the thread to you, Chickie

Um

 

[Me]

I have no reason to go to a public pool, but if I listen to hundreds of kids screaming Mom Dad watch me and do lame dive, I'll need a beer

and occasions I go to pools, I'm on vacation, so will be drinking beer

I don't have any friends with pool. I do have a friend with acreage and plenty of room to add a pool, pizza oven, and tiki bar set up.......

a friend or a "friend"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

It’s my cousin, you sicko.

Your Amish HVAC guy is your COUSIN????

 

[ill]

Over 700 posts...I feel so hono(u)red

now the highest morning thread output in tNation history.

 

[Bender]

I'm a man so I drink beer too quickly for a YETI to be effective.

gout guys get it.

 

[PnkPanther]

a friend or a "friend"

she's a lawyer with a minor drinking problem

 

[PeoplesChicken]

now the highest morning thread output in tNation history.

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Hey and I see me!!!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

gout guys get it.

#gouttribe

 

[PeoplesChicken]

she's a lawyer with a minor drinking problem

You could have just stopped at "lawyer" and we would know she has a problem

 

[kobesgame]

I think that would be where you'd want to drink the most...

Oh I want to....but I also realize I should be paying attention to the kids. Deuce twice jumped into pools without an adult next to him and Lil’ Kobe once smacked her head on the edge and had to get stitches. I’ve learned to pay close attention in pool situations.

 

[PnkPanther]

now the highest morning thread output in tNation history.

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I've only read few pages, doesn't count

 

[PnkPanther]

Oh I want to....but I also realize I should be paying attention to the kids. Deuce twice jumped into pools without an adult next to him and Lil’ Kobe once smacked her head on the edge and had to get stitches. I’ve learned to pay close attention in pool situations.

sometimes you just need let darwin take it's course