The power is out.

[huskers1217]

Do I save my phone battery for calling people or waste it now fapping to porn?

 

[rfjeff9]

Do I save my phone battery for calling people or waste it now fapping to porn?

You’ve already decided to use some to post here. Might as well continue.

 

[Handicappers]

RIP

 

[broncosmitty]

Pull your car in the garage and charge your phone while you take a nap.

 

[redseat]

Pull your car in the garage and charge your phone while you take a nap.

Make sure door is closed and tailpipe clogged up.






All kidding aside... prno 100%

 

[douggie]

Do I save my phone battery for calling people or waste it now fapping to porn?

You may want to leave the bank before you start fappin

 

[DraftNerd]

Power out sucks! Hopefully it’s just a few hours or a day and not days and days without.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Do I save my phone battery for calling people or waste it now fapping to porn?

 

[Handicappers]

power was out for 6 days straight in February. I'm just now getting reimbursed for electric bill that was waaaaay off in March.

 

[huskers1217]

Power is still out. Driving to get coffee again

 

[williewilliejuan]

Do I save my phone battery for calling people or waste it now fapping to porn?

Charge it in your car.

 

[huskers1217]

Charge it in your car.

Used my laptop to charge it until that died too

 

[Kburjr]

Used my laptop to charge it until that died too

Make a potato battery. You got time.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

You need to tie a rope to something heavy and forget about your phone.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Get a generator and be somebody

 

[CorpRebel]

Do I save my phone battery for calling people or waste it now fapping to porn?

 

[moxie]

Do I save my phone battery for calling people or waste it now fapping to porn?

I take it you got out of work after all?

You're welcome.

 

[beardown07]

I take it you got out of work after all?

You're welcome.

You kick start your vibrator and blow the breaker?

 

[ojb81]

You kick start your vibrator and blow the breaker?

@moxie 's "toy"

 

[moxie]

You kick start your vibrator and blow the breaker?

You said you wanted the Big Boy in yer butt tonight, so I obliged