The Thread of Tues

PeoplesChicken said:
You pissed all over yourself again.
Before you even get to that step you have to get into your car, drive to the store, buy the seed, bury it in SOIL and grow the potato.

You never fucking finish anything Obama
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I will wring your neck for that insult, motherfucker.
 
Fish said:
I will wring your neck for that insult, motherfucker.
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I am sorry. I jumped to conclusions. If you don't have a car you can probably utilize public transportation
 
PeoplesChicken said:
You never fucking finish anything Obama
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nappyvalley said:
Reminds me of my lawyer friend from when I worked at a law firm (as support staff), which was my first post-college job. When I left, on my last day she told me "if you ever decide you want to go to law school, give me a call and I'll talk you out of it."
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At least for me it's one-part social worker, one-part therapist, and one-part legal advisor (and they often pay me to not follow the advice). I have some really good days where I help someone who I really think deserves it, but those are the extreme minority.

They need a practicing attorney to come in on the first day of law school and explain the realities of it so those folks are more well-informed.
 
kobesgame said:
I'd really fucking like to be able to get back to restaurants and vacations sometime in the next year without the threat of killing my parents, grandparents, and in-laws. So keep me home 95% of the time and mask me up.
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The handful of people I know that have gotten it were all bar goers.
 
MTVike said:
Actually, I haven't done that for years. Never had a blowd up tater.
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I recently read an article about this from a scientific standpoint.

They determined that the risk of having an unpoked potato actually explode is pretty damn low, BUT, they confirmed that it can happen and they weren't sure what the factors were that caused it.

Ultimately, they said that even though there's not much risk, it's still worth poking them because of how bad it sucks to clean an oven after a potato blowed up in it.

If you continue to cook your potatoes unpoked, I wish you the best of luck.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I recently read an article about this from a scientific standpoint.

They determined that the risk of having an unpoked potato actually explode is pretty damn low, BUT, they confirmed that it can happen and they weren't sure what the factors were that caused it.

Ultimately, they said that even though there's not much risk, it's still worth poking them because of how bad it sucks to clean an oven after a potato blowed up in it.

If you continue to cook your potatoes unpoked, I wish you the best of luck.
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Uh yes.

Your odds of dying in a plane crash are relatively low but yes it can and does happen. @MTVike should take a commuter flight and do a potato in the microwave at the same time.

THAT'S BADDASS
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I recently read an article about this from a scientific standpoint.

They determined that the risk of having an unpoked potato actually explode is pretty damn low, BUT, they confirmed that it can happen and they weren't sure what the factors were that caused it.

Ultimately, they said that even though there's not much risk, it's still worth poking them because of how bad it sucks to clean an oven after a potato blowed up in it.

If you continue to cook your potatoes unpoked, I wish you the best of luck.
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I like living on the edge.

At my age, it's good to give the ol' heart muscle a perk-up now and then.
 
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