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ill said:
I miss office donuts.

was in the grocery store last night and considered getting a half dozen for myself...
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office donuts always suck, the dumb higher ups that would bring them in would always get the blandest shit imaginable, it's like, you can choose from all of them, it doesn't mean you need to include these plain ass mother fuckers in the selection noone wants. i'm not wasting calories on a fried piece of dough with nothing else going on with it.
 
ill said:
another first date tonight.

this one is out of my league...gonna have to bring my A game
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Don't think the D game is going to do it for you so gonna try your luck with the pegging?

Baby Hat GIF
 
ill said:
I talked to her on the phone once a few weeks ago and it sounded like a straight up interview. This chick knows what she wants and I felt like I wasn't getting past the phone interview.

She's a widow with a 2 yr old...no idea how the husband died.

I hope we talk about it A LOT
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gobucks0409 said:
Alaska
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nah, that's going to be around july. i'm too lazy and asked my brother to look into flights. he asked me for a round about of dates and then never got back to me. gonna miss my main cat. hope she's cool staying with my parents cats for an extended period of time. also hope she comes back inside for them, i said to give her a few days before letting her go outside, but you gotta let her get out there. she's an outdoor cat through and through.
 
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Bender said:
Just the thread you deserved?

it was pretty bland, i guess most of them are when you look back at them. we're not dealing with entertaining people here, yourself included.
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more Peloton gifs would probably have helped.
 
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Bender said:
office donuts always suck, the dumb higher ups that would bring them in would always get the blandest shit imaginable, it's like, you can choose from all of them, it doesn't mean you need to include these plain ass mother fuckers in the selection noone wants. i'm not wasting calories on a fried piece of dough with nothing else going on with it.
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All mine were topped with a bunch of sugary shit. I would have posted a picture but my phone's not 10 years old
 
Bender said:
office donuts always suck, the dumb higher ups that would bring them in would always get the blandest shit imaginable, it's like, you can choose from all of them, it doesn't mean you need to include these plain ass mother fuckers in the selection noone wants. i'm not wasting calories on a fried piece of dough with nothing else going on with it.
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depending on who grabs them, but my boss was bringing in gas station donuts or Entenmann's...they have a case at the end of the aisle.
 
Bender said:
nah, that's going to be around july. i'm too lazy and asked my brother to look into flights. he asked me for a round about of dates and then never got back to me. gonna miss my main cat. hope she's cool staying with my parents cats for an extended period of time. also hope she comes back inside for them, i said to give her a few days before letting her go outside, but you gotta let her get out there. she's an outdoor cat through and through.
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An actual cat in this case guys...

Glad I can help
 
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