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Shouldn't you be on your year long dick sucking sabbatical by now?I'd rather bang the suitcase stealing tranny
The gofuckme hasn't hit $4m yetShouldn't you be on your year long dick sucking sabbatical by now?
You have no idea what you are missing. It’s so awesome you should stop what you’re doing and find some wire right now.I’m 53 years old and have been a pretty regular masturbator for at least 40 of those years. Never once have I felt the urge to insert something in my urethra.
STD testing is a terrible thing.I remember when I was going to be sent to a "troubled youth" "camp" for a couple months, and they crammed a long wooden Q-tip looking think into my dick, and it hurt like all fucking hell. Think I was probably 14 or 15 at time. Probably the worst experience of my young life to that time.
They probably weren't doing any testing on him.STD testing is a terrible thing.
Da fuq for?I remember when I was going to be sent to a "troubled youth" "camp" for a couple months, and they crammed a long wooden Q-tip looking thing into my dick, and it hurt like all fucking hell. Think I was probably 14 or 15 at time. Probably the worst experience of my young life to that time.
Some kind of STD testingDa fuq for?
Damn. You bangin lots of hoes at 14?Some kind of STD testing
It was a condition for being sent to kid jailDamn. You bangin lots of hoes at 14?
PervertsIt was a condition for being sent to kid jail