Things that just piss you off

Don't get me STAAAAARTEEEEDDDD
 
Don't get me STAAAAARTEEEEDDDD
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Fuck that. If the kiddos want something sweet to drink, make Kool Aid.
 
Saw the title and ALMOST posted here... thought it was in the "political" forum for a minute... :dhd:
 
If you buy the 7.5 oz cans, you'll only be wasting half of it instead of 75%



Hope that helps
7.5oz cans cost about the same so I refuse to buy them. I’ll drink half a Coke Zero in the morning and pour the rest out. Drives my wife crazy but it’s the same damn price and I don’t want more than that.
 
People that can’t park so they end up taking up two spaces.

The other day I had one mofo park so close to my car I couldn’t get back in. I went into the restaurant and asked who has the black 150 and this guy said it’s mine. Told him a cop wanted to speak with him and when he got outside I told him to please move the truck. He asked where the cop was and I told him that he was coming for sure if that truck didn’t move.
 
People who ride my tailgate when there’s no place to go. If they weren’t following so close they would see that there is 2 miles of traffic in front of me.

Those people who weave in and out of bumper-to-bumper traffic, being a total asshole. There’s no place to go, just hold on, buckle up and listen to the fucking radio, just like er’body else.

And lastly, I’ll go with not cleaning up after yourselves or not putting things back where they go. I beat my 14 year old ass the other day for not putting my ratchet set back where it goes. I looked for that thing for at least 2 hours. I guarantee he will put things back where they go now
 
Actually, you’re losing money going with the little cans (at least if you shop at Kroger)

- 12 pack of 12 ounce cans of Coke = $6.99: $0.58 per can/ $0.05 per ounce

- 10 pack of 7.5 ounce cans of Coke = $5.99: $0.60 per can/ $0.08 per ounce

Buy the bigger cans and pour out the excess
 
People that can’t park so they end up taking up two spaces.

The other day I had one mofo park so close to my car I couldn’t get back in. I went into the restaurant and asked who has the black 150 and this guy said it’s mine. Told him a cop wanted to speak with him and when he got outside I told him to please move the truck. He asked where the cop was and I told him that he was coming for sure if that truck didn’t move.
Nark
 
I wasn’t going to call the police. Someone else would as soon as I started kicking his ass.
Anyone that calls the cops over a fight needs to just do the world a favor and kill themselves
 
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