Things you do that the wife thinks your dumb

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Wife always says Im dumb at some of things I do....

I never wear a belt and at work I had always used a rope or cut a strand off of the safety flags......
But the last two years Ive been using a bungee cord....always fits just right,never had to add another hole to fit 100% snug....

She gives me shit about it,but I tell her its ingenious and she should be thankful I dont wear suspenders.......

Theres other quirks.....
 
Wood20ks said:
It can be anything......

Wife always says Im dumb at some of things I do....

I never wear a belt and at work I had always used a rope or cut a strand off of the safety flags......
But the last two years Ive been using a bungee cord....always fits just right,never had to add another hole to fit 100% snug....

She gives me shit about it,but I tell her its ingenious and she should be thankful I dont wear suspenders.......

Theres other quirks.....
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You should have bungee cord suspenders.
 
I pretty much do everything dumb....

I need this picture put up but I'm afraid you'll put 8 holes in the wall call a handy man...

wtf.
 
outofyourmind said:
Seems I don't know how to load a dish washer, so my wife just does it.
Early on, I made sure she knew I was stupid about such things.

Been working great for 30 years.
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This. I set the bar real low at the start. Too many guys start a relationship trying to be a storybook hero, and then she expects that all the time. Work smarter, not harder.
 
If your profession allows for overalls and you opt for britches and a belt instead, I think yer dumb too TBH
 
outofyourmind said:
Seems I don't know how to load a dish washer, so my wife just does it.
Early on, I made sure she knew I was stupid about such things.

Been working great for 30 years.
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Proud_Okie said:
This. I set the bar real low at the start. Too many guys start a relationship trying to be a storybook hero, and then she expects that all the time. Work smarter, not harder.
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One brand new red towel in a load of whites equals 25 years of not doing laundry. All for under $25.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Bungee cord? Dude.
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Ya.....bungee cord.......fits nice and snug,not overly tight or too loose....the perfect tension.

I actually only did it at work,and when going out wife always got tired of me pulling my pants up,belts never wored the way I needed them to,so I tried a bungee cird at work......works grest.

Which got me thinking,why not make a belt the same way a bungee cord works,an elastic belt.......great invention I think.
No more trying to make that extra hole in a belt to fit snug.....You can make a one size fits all......

Ingenious.......
 
Wood20ks said:
It can be anything......

Wife always says Im dumb at some of things I do....

I never wear a belt and at work I had always used a rope or cut a strand off of the safety flags......
But the last two years Ive been using a bungee cord....always fits just right,never had to add another hole to fit 100% snug....

She gives me shit about it,but I tell her its ingenious and she should be thankful I dont wear suspenders.......

Theres other quirks.....
Click to expand...
 
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