Things you do that the wife thinks your dumb

Well I am a real man and do everything better than the wife.
 
outofyourmind said:
Seems I don't know how to load a dish washer, so my wife just does it.
Early on, I made sure she knew I was stupid about such things.

Been working great for 30 years.
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ol lady tells me quite often
"i cant believe you run your own business",
but thats probably a trap,
so i just let it ride -

we'll also be at 30 years this summer,
and we haven't shot each other -

yet -
 
Wood20ks said:
Its not my style......but it would be hilarious......and thats probably more of @Illustrious Potentate style.....
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Suspenders suck. I nearly went upside my sister in law’s head when she said suspenders were part of the groomsman uniform.

Overalls and overalls only. Bibb overalls. That chest pocket is money
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Suspenders suck. I nearly went upside my sister in law’s head when she said suspenders were part of the groomsman uniform.

Overalls and overalls only. Bibb overalls. That chest pocket is money
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A guy I grew up with still wears bibs,Hes gotta be pushing 56 now,his bibs always had a half of a jack daniels patch sewed just above the back pocket to look like he had a bottle.......hilarious.
 
Wood20ks said:
It ripped the paint off my wall.......damn xmas decorations.
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Bro that's awful I used them for everything that hangs up and saved me from painting at the old house my only complaint is hanging in winter with heavier paintings sometimes it doesn't stick to the frame or wall as well as you want but once it does the only way it's coming off is to pull the tab and stretch the sticky off
 
NU_FTW said:
Bro that's awful I used them for everything that hangs up and saved me from painting at the old house my only complaint is hanging in winter with heavier paintings sometimes it doesn't stick to the frame or wall as well as you want but once it does the only way it's coming off is to pull the tab and stretch the sticky off
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Ya,wife kept telling me I was pulling them off wrong......Theres only one damn way to pull them off.....lol

I made her leave the rest of thrm up and she put some type of foilage up to hide everything......
 
Wood20ks said:
Ya,wife kept telling me I was pulling them off wrong......Theres only one damn way to pull them off.....lol

I made her leave the rest of thrm up and she put some type of foilage up to hide everything......
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well thats not true you could be pulling the tab away from the wall instead of stretching it out horizontally/vertically along the wall
 
Wood20ks said:
Ya,wife kept telling me I was pulling them off wrong......Theres only one damn way to pull them off.....lol

I made her leave the rest of thrm up and she put some type of foilage up to hide everything......
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batchaps4me said:
One brand new red towel in a load of whites equals 25 years of not doing laundry. All for under $25.
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Wood20ks said:
Lol......you sound like my wife......Im always do something the wrong way.....
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Well you said "there is only 1 way" so i thought hmm maybe ill just post a video, just in case, maybe help him out if he is doin it wrong lol
 
outofyourmind said:
I told my wife 30 years ago that I'll load the dishwasher but if she can't help herself, and re-arranges it all anyway, then just do it yourself the first time.
I wasn't going to put up with that stupid shit.
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what do you have against Tetris?? SMH

someone doesnt like it when their high score gets beat.
 
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