Things you don’t understand

If you're in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light, and you switch on the headlights, do they do anything?
Yes they do. Light emitting from headlights is traveling at ludicrous speed.
 
Why would i be in the middle of a lake by myself?

I’m not swimming and getting grabbed by all them Godzilla weeds
I don't know where you are from but anything that feeds the St. Lawrence Seaway has one hell of a current!!!

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Every year somebody drowns trying to swim across the lake at our local beach. Usually get caught in weeds and tire out.
Eleven people drowned in Michigan last weekend alone.
 
I don’t understand how people can wear basketball shorts throughout the day. I’d be so paranoid about my keys/phone/wallet slipping out of those pockets. I wear overalls, so it would be extra nerve wracking for me. I wear em to the gym, but leave my wallet in my truck, and I’m the only one there when I go, so just leave my phone and keys on a bench I won’t be using
Basketball shorts dont have pockets.
 
You fags really concern yourself with what other people do a lot.

I don’t understand that.
 
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