Things you don’t understand

[Hu War Yu]

Hey @Hu War Yu is George one of them finger lakes?

Technically no, too far east

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Technically no, too far east

Damn, wanted survivor clout

 

[Jon Deaux]

If you're in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light, and you switch on the headlights, do they do anything?

Yes they do. Light emitting from headlights is traveling at ludicrous speed.

 

[Voltaire]

Why would i be in the middle of a lake by myself?

I’m not swimming and getting grabbed by all them Godzilla weeds

I don't know where you are from but anything that feeds the St. Lawrence Seaway has one hell of a current!!!

 

[huskers1217]

So you are essentially making a Spam sammich. My Dad used to love that shit. He was killed at the battle of Bull Run

No shit. Spam popped into my head reading his post

 

[broncosmitty]

Every year somebody drowns trying to swim across the lake at our local beach. Usually get caught in weeds and tire out.

Eleven people drowned in Michigan last weekend alone.

 

[broncosmitty]

I don’t understand how people can wear basketball shorts throughout the day. I’d be so paranoid about my keys/phone/wallet slipping out of those pockets. I wear overalls, so it would be extra nerve wracking for me. I wear em to the gym, but leave my wallet in my truck, and I’m the only one there when I go, so just leave my phone and keys on a bench I won’t be using

Basketball shorts dont have pockets.

 

[broncosmitty]

You fags really concern yourself with what other people do a lot.

I don’t understand that.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Basketball shorts dont have pockets.

Gym shorts, whatever

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You fags really concern yourself with what other people do a lot.

I don’t understand that.

I'm concerned that you don't understand that.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Eleven people drowned in Michigan last weekend alone.

were they competing in the annual cinderblock challenge?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Damn, wanted survivor clout

You are a goner brah

 

[RobBase]

Eleven people drowned in Michigan last weekend alone.

Starting to think @Deep Dish Pizza Goat legs aren’t long enough to touch lake weeds which explains why he didn’t know they exist until today.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I don't know where you are from but anything that feeds the St. Lawrence Seaway has one hell of a current!!!

He lives in Ames Iowa. They think a ditch is a river. Scared they are

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Starting to think @Deep Dish Pizza Goat legs aren’t long enough to touch lake weeds which explains why he didn’t know they exist until today.

In his defense, the floaties he wears are designed to prevent that

 

[Wild Turkey]

Tenderloin is great but its not for breakfast. Would you have hot wings for breakfast? Wings are great but not for the early morning vittles

Don’t judge me.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Don’t judge me.

O I juge!!!!!!!!

 

[Wild Turkey]

I have had and love me some tenderloin but much like my whiskey, never before noon

See post #176

 

[NinerSpartan]

You have all that. Plus tenderloin, hog jowl, fat back, streak o lean, bologna, salmon patties, smoked sausage, hot links, etc

I generally don’t eat chicken for breakfast, but gizzards are hard to find, so I took the opportunity

not meat, but biscuits 'n gravy is its own damn meal

 

[williewilliejuan]

not meat, but biscuits 'n gravy is its own damn meal

If your biscuits and gravy ain’t got meat in it, you’re doing it wrong.