Things you don’t understand

[RobBase]

I don’t understand how you don’t know about weeds in lakes.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

My grandpa is 82 and doesn’t have any kind of cell phone. I go eat breakfast with him at least one Saturday per month. He’s looking at a menu, and since he is, I might as well too

Hey grandpa, there’s eggs, toast and pancakes, tell the nice lady how many you want and how it’s done.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

No waves in a lake?

That’s a small lake.

I would bet my left AND middle testicle that I’m a better swimmer than you are and there countless scenarios in which I could drown in a lake.

Welp,

 

[williewilliejuan]

I don’t understand how people can wear basketball shorts throughout the day. I’d be so paranoid about my keys/phone/wallet slipping out of those pockets. I wear overalls, so it would be extra nerve wracking for me. I wearenough em to the gym, but leave my wallet in my truck, and I’m the only one there when I go, so just leave my phone and keys on a bench I won’t be using

My wife makes fun of me about my requirements for shorts. I wear shorts every day, year round. Every now and again, my wife thinks I’m not fancy enough and buys me some overpriced lululemon bullshit shorts and I tell her to return them or they’ll only be workout shorts.

For everyday wear, shorts have to have two front pockets and at least one back pocket. Keys in the right front, phone in the left front, wallet in the back. If they don’t have that configuration, I’m not wearing them as an all day short no matter where you got them.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Hey grandpa, there’s eggs, toast and pancakes, tell the nice lady how many you want and how it’s done.

You clearly know nothing about southern food

 

[batchaps4me]

Whenever I hear “drowned in lake” I’m just mind blown.

No waves. No rapids. No riptide. Just standing water.

How?

Sounds like you are describing a large pond, not the river fed reservoirs called lakes created by the TVA.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

My wife makes fun of me about my requirements for shorts. I wear shorts every day, year round. Every now and again, my wife thinks I’m not fancy enough and buys me some overpriced lululemon bullshit shorts and I tell her to return them or they’ll only be workout shorts.

For everyday wear, shorts have to have two front pockets and at least one back pocket. Keys in the right front, phone in the left front, wallet in the back. If they don’t have that configuration, I’m not wearing them as an all day short no matter where you got them.

Womern and their purses will never understand that struggle

 

[Peter Gozintite]

How people have been living inside structures and building their entire lives, and know literally nothing about how anything works.

People that cant navigate 4 way stop intersections.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I don’t understand how you don’t know about weeds in lakes.

I’ve never seen a body of water with enough weeds to act like them soda can rings on fish, but for humans. Clean that shit up

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

My wife makes fun of me about my requirements for shorts. I wear shorts every day, year round. Every now and again, my wife thinks I’m not fancy enough and buys me some overpriced lululemon bullshit shorts and I tell her to return them or they’ll only be workout shorts.

For everyday wear, shorts have to have two front pockets and at least one back pocket. Keys in the right front, phone in the left front, wallet in the back. If they don’t have that configuration, I’m not wearing them as an all day short no matter where you got them.

Beyond Yoga shorts are the bomb as everyday shorts

 

[Peter Gozintite]

You clearly know nothing about southern food

His lack of knowledge never stops his strong opinions about anything

 

[Hu War Yu]

For everyday wear, shorts have to have two front pockets and at least one back pocket. Keys in the right front, phone in the left front, wallet in the back. If they don’t have that configuration, I’m not wearing them as an all day short no matter where you got them.

MINIMUM three. Preferred 4. I gotta keep my colors in one back pocket.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

No waves in a lake?

That’s a small lake.

I would bet my left AND middle testicle that I’m a better swimmer than you are and there countless scenarios in which I could drown in a lake.

I definitely understand how strong swimmers can drown. I had a scare years ago with a submerged tree.

I just don’t understand the concept of not being able to swim in the first place. Just the basic doggie is so simple

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

How people have been living inside structures and building their entire lives, and know literally nothing about how anything works.

People that cant navigate 4 way stop intersections.

The state has been adding a bunch of roundabouts around here lately. Some more necessary than others, but some people just freeze at the sight of em

 

[ill]

Babies instinctively doggie paddle in water.

I'm not so sure about that...

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'm not so sure about that...

Well, they do, so you can be sure now

 

[ill]

Very rarely is the waitress going to throw us such a curveball with the potential “daily specials” where we need to contemplate any further.

"very rarely"?

do you never want the specials or do you go to restaurants that don't offer specials?

 

[ill]

Well, they do, so you can be sure now

babies don't instinctively "doggie paddle"

you have one...I assume you have bathed it...flailing around in the water is not doggie paddling

 

[ill]

I gotta say, I love reading some of the things some of you don't understand...it's beyond entertaining.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

babies don't instinctively "doggie paddle"

you have one...I assume you have bathed it...flailing around in the water is not doggie paddling

Yes they do.