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Alan Jackson

Jeff Beck or Ron Wood
 
Steve Vai (by a cunt hair)

...and keeping with Dream Theater -- Jordan Rudess or Keith Emerson
 
hang gliding

Tickets for a hockey game -- center ice, upper deck or rinkside, in the corner
 
hang gliding

Tickets for a hockey game -- center ice, upper deck or rinkside, in the corner
center ice, upper deck

A colonoscopy/root canal combo procedure or rooting for the Vancouver canucks.
 
center ice, upper deck

A colonoscopy/root canal combo procedure or rooting for the Vancouver canucks.

colon/root combo. I'd take both of those with a cheese grater shredding my nuts; Paul Anka's -- Having My Baby, blaring through the office loudspeakers, before I'd root for the Montreal Re-habs, though.

Safari in the African Serengeti, or, trek through North Africa and the Sahara desert region.
 
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