Thrusty Thursday

It is apparently National IPA day.

:rip: gobucks.
Pour One Out Kate Mckinnon GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
Hell no. I'm a pro. Every three days or so.

You're way more inclined to nick yourself up if you use electric shavers. Just use a razor.

And if anyone is wondering why, there is a well-documented, inverse relationship between the amount of hair on your nuts and a woman's willingness to put them in her mouth. It's science.
Neil Degrasse Tyson GIF
 
I forgot I created a (.)(.) here too. I must've been drunk.
I can see the appeal of being drunk here in TN after almost being here for 2 years.
 
I can see the appeal of being drunk here in TN after almost being here for 2 years.

my drinking usually coincides with firing up my smoker. But TN can certainly drive anybody to drinking.
 
Cheeseburger... also a sandwich
A cheesburger is on 2 hamburger (or cheeseburger) buns.....a sammich is meat on 2 slices (or 3 of you make a double decker sammich) of white or wheat bread. The kind of bread that turns into toast if you put it in a toaster.
 
my drinking usually coincides with firing up my smoker. But TN can certainly drive anybody to drinking.
I hate the fucking rain.....and there have been several winter storms where I thought I was still in that hellhole MT.
 
A cheesburger is on 2 hamburger (or cheeseburger) buns.....a sammich is meat on 2 slices (or 3 of you make a double decker sammich) of white or wheat bread. The kind of bread that turns into toast if you put it in a toaster.

so then what is a patty melt?
 
I hate the fucking rain.....and there have been several winter storms where I thought I was still in that hellhole MT.

definitely been a wet year+. There are other years where it's been dry for 2 months, rained for a week and then dry for another 2 months.

Lets just say that overall the weather is shit here in Middle TN. Maintaining a nice yard takes more work than I care to give it.
 
might some Trager stock and refer to myself as owner of Traeger
 
my drinking usually coincides with firing up my smoker. But TN can certainly drive anybody to drinking.
guess i'm a volunteer at heart
 
Hell no. I'm a pro. Every three days or so.

You're way more inclined to nick yourself up if you use electric shavers. Just use a razor.

And if anyone is wondering why, there is a well-documented, inverse relationship between the amount of hair on your nuts and a woman's willingness to put them in her mouth. It's science.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking
 
Home from work and watching the rest of Shark Weeek on the DVR so I can delete them and create some space.
 
Did you see the Cocaine Shark episode?
 
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