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Texts with the mortician are slowing.

Night shift claims another potential dating opportunity.
 
Guy Incognito said:
If golf and Twisted Tea go hand in hand, I'm glad I don't golf.
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Not hand in hand, really. It's more a personal preference from time to time.

You can drink whatever you want out there.
 
ill said:
Texts with the mortician are slowing.

Night shift claims another potential dating opportunity.
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You should be texting her when you get off work asking if she wants to get pancakes.














And penis.
 
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gobucks0409 said:
I thought it was fitting after stake's convenience store battle.

Twas wrong
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understood will ferrell GIF
 
Guy Incognito said:
If golf and Twisted Tea go hand in hand, I'm glad I don't golf.
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The warming temps and the snow melting has me excited about golf again. It's been a few years since I regularly went out, but now that Lil' Kobe is old enough to babysit Coal, I can go out again. And Mr. Kobe and I got a sweet 3-year membership deal at the course 5 minutes from us, so we plan to go out at least once a week this summer. I golfed only once last year.
 
Guy Incognito said:
You should be texting her when you get off work asking if she wants to get pancakes.














And penis.
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Dude do you know how many penises she sees daily? They better be some bomb ass pancakes.

Do you think "I got a stiff you can work on" is a good pick up line?
 
ill said:
Dude do you know how many penises she sees daily? They better be some bomb ass pancakes.

Do you think "I got a stiff you can work on" is a good pick up line?
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How many people are dying in your area? And I hope you aren't comparing your penis to a dead guy's penis.
 
kobesgame said:
The warming temps and the snow melting has me excited about golf again. It's been a few years since I regularly went out, but now that Lil' Kobe is old enough to babysit Coal, I can go out again. And Mr. Kobe and I got a sweet 3-year membership deal at the course 5 minutes from us, so we plan to go out at least once a week this summer. I golfed only once last year.
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Wasn't this a lolconversation before with Rocko having a multiyear membership for like $200 or some shit.

guy, get on the postodex. I want validation.
 
Guy Incognito said:
If golf and Twisted Tea go hand in hand, I'm glad I don't golf.
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Word.

I had an 8:15 Sunday morning tee time with a couple buddies. We get our carts, get to the first tee and one of them reaches into his bag, pulls out a new bottle of Tanqueray gin and three plastic cups. No ice, no mixer and sure as shit NO FUCKING TWISTED TEA!
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Wasn't this a lolconversation before with Rocko having a multiyear membership for like $200 or some shit.

guy, get on the postodex. I want validation.
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Speaking of our resident astronaut, I think I saw on the news this morning that another Space-X rocket blew up.

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Flavortown Tebow said:
Wasn't this a lolconversation before with Rocko having a multiyear membership for like $200 or some shit.

guy, get on the postodex. I want validation.
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I have no idea if I've mentioned it before. But Mr. Kobe and I got a 3-year membership for about $120/yr per person per year at the local course. Roughly $750 for the 2 of us. No weekend mornings and no holiday mornings are the only restrictions.
 
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