Thursday morning from the throne

MTVike said:
Somebody that's casing the joint.
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Or looking for a payoff. When I was a little guy I loved the dog my parents had. He was a really cool aussie sheppard. Idiot neighbor kid was walking through our yard and the dog bit him. Neighbors threatened to sue so they put the dog down.
 
I don't want anything sucked out of my butt ever.
 
@Fish my parents had a similar event except guy was riding a bike when no one was home. He lived in the ghetto apartments not far from where I work now. It's a 20 minute drive by car so do the math for a bicycle ride. Claimed the dog bit his tire but not him. Ended up just paying for a bike tire, but the cops couldn't answer my questions. Was he casing the place and why was he out there on a non paved road? Also how many meth & drug addicts live there and was he one of them. Acted like it wasn't any of my business. Add that to cousin S2's incident of crossing state lines to my property, the Indiana police & I don't get along except for a couple of guys I knew before they joined.
 
Fish said:
Sorry in advance for TL/DR but
Had excitement out here last night, 2 cop cars and everything. I heard about some of this after the fact since I was laying in bed watching the cards disappoint me.
Wife and grand daughter were carrying in groceries. Gunner went out the front door by them, was peeing on the bushes. Wife says she hears someone yell from the road "Your dog attacked me!" No barks, no growls, nothing. Gunner had walked back by here happy as ever. It's pitch dark and she was startled because she didn't know anyone was around.

She walks out there, no one there. I hear the truck leave about then and got to see what's going on. so she drove down the road to the people and asked if they were ok. They had a doberman and a collie walking down the road in the dark, no light. Guy says "Your fucking dog nipped at me!!" Did he hurt you or your dog?
Fuck you I'm calling 911!! he says.
Grand daughter says Well where did he bite you. Guy says You suck my fucking dick, I'm calling 911!! His woman says You are supposed to have your dog on a leash!!! What's your name!! Wife says you know where I live and comes back home. Grand daughter's friend has all this on video lol.

So I walk out to the road and look, no one around. Wife is telling me this story, everyone's madder than hell, and the cops pull up. 2 cars worth. We talk. Cop says the guy couldn't show him a bite mark or anything. I tell the deputies the guy is a liar and he should be cautioned about milling around my front yard in the dark. I also told them about the language used and that I really didn't appreciate it being used towards the women and that it was recorded and that he should caution the asshole about this.

I then said "These city people move to the country, deputy laughs and says Well that's exactly what we have here, and then I finish and say You guys know how much theft we have out here from meth heads and stuff, these idiots don't need to be just standing out here in the dark unannounced.

Deputies say they're going to go back and tell them to stay away from us, said they'd already told them to walk their dogs the other direction away from our place. I tell my wife in a nice way to quit bending the deputy's ears and let them leave, and they left.

I really need to find out who these assholes are.
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the joys of dog ownership
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ill said:
flying out to Miami early tomorrow. A bunch of friends are already down in KW for the wedding and sending pics through a group text. They can all DIAF.
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are you driving from Miami to KW? Have you ever done that before?
 
dbldwn711 said:
are you driving from Miami to KW? Have you ever done that before?
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I have done it before...it's a long drive.

I am hopping a flight from Miami to KW, staying in KW until monday, then heading to Key Largo for the rest of the week.
 
stakesarehigh said:
Make it 4 teams or 6. So dumb. The Dodgers finished 16 games ahead of the Cards. Idiotic one game could end their season against a team with that differential.
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The Dodgers finished 1 game behind the Giants. They earned a Wildcard. St Louis had a better record than anybody but division winners and the Dodgers. They earned a Wildcard. The season records at that point mean nothing. They were both 0-0.
 
fordman84 said:
two toilet themed dailies in a week. Must have been a rough weekend :beer2:
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Hungry Taco Bell GIF
 
ill said:
I have done it before...it's a long drive.

I am hopping a flight from Miami to KW, staying in KW until monday, then heading to Key Largo for the rest of the week.
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And your friends are already there?

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ill said:
I have done it before...it's a long drive.

I am hopping a flight from Miami to KW, staying in KW until monday, then heading to Key Largo for the rest of the week.
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yeah… I was gonna say it’s long drive. The bridges are cool to see/experience but the drive may not be worth it.
 
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