Thursday morning from the throne

ill said:
found out last night my cousin's ex husband is on his deathbed due to COVID and apparently drinking himself to death since the divorce a few years ago.

I didn't think the dude was a bad guy...but it sucks to see him go like that at just 40 yrs old
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I kind of feel like he's cheating the "Leaving Las Vegas" method by catching the Rona.
 
Investigation is complete. Assholes are from Chicago (knew it).

56 year old mother and her 22 year old smartass son (who was doing all the swearing).

I was misled and thought it was a man and his wife.

Silent concealed revenge will be easy to get against a 22 year old smartass.
 
Fish said:
Investigation is complete. Assholes are from Chicago (knew it).

56 year old mother and her 22 year old smartass son (who was doing all the swearing).

I was misled and thought it was a man and his wife.

Silent concealed revenge will be easy to get against a 22 year old smartass.
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Kill him and then his dog

Wait... what
 
stakesarehigh said:
Kill him and then his dog

Wait... what
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No, that's not my style, it would take a serious escalation of hostilities like me being fired upon.

Also the recording reveals that the kid said "I'll kill your fucking dog"
 
stakesarehigh said:
Needed to better channel his inner Nick Cage
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nicolas cage smile GIF
 
Fuck Alex Reyes
 
the FedEx truck is teasing me by hanging out in my neighbors driveway instead of dropping off my golf bag.
 
ill said:
the FedEx truck is teasing me by hanging out in my neighbors driveway instead of dropping off my golf bag.
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All my tow bar stuff is on Fedex scheduled for delivery today. Tell him to hurry.
 
Fish said:
All my tow bar stuff is on Fedex scheduled for delivery today. Tell him to hurry.
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truck stopped in my driveway and I patiently waited.

I go to my porch and the box is definitely not big enough to hold a golf bag.

wrong package, should go to me neighbor. So I start walking to their house to leave it on their porch, passing the FedEx truck on the way. I say this belongs to them, pointing at the house. I will bring it to them. She asks if that's my house, pointing at my house, becuase she has a different package for me. Yes. Gimme.
 
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