Thursday Morning - Quality over Quantity brought to you by ill

[PeoplesChicken]

If I'm at home, I'm on Wifi.

If I'm not at home, I'm not on my phone.

Use like 1-2 GB a month.

What are you doing if you are not on your phone Champ?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

What are you doing if you are not on your phone Champ?

playin baseball
fixin cars


you know man stuff

 

[PeoplesChicken]

playin baseball
fixin cars


you know man stuff

 

[williewilliejuan]

What are you doing if you are not on your phone Champ?

Whacking it.

 

[Kburjr]

If I'm at home, I'm on Wifi.

If I'm not at home, I'm not on my phone.

Use like 1-2 GB a month.

Daily

 

[Guy Incognito]

Whacking it.

TBH, the phone can sometimes be used as a means for providing content for whacking it.

 

[Me]

TBH, the phone can sometimes be used as a means for providing content for whacking it.

Sometimes?

 

[williewilliejuan]

TBH, the phone can sometimes be used as a means for providing content for whacking it.

The light on the phone lets my neighbor know I’m outside her window. Not making that mistake again.

 

[Fish]

"No! The bottom line is that despite it not being his responsibility and his paying a trained professional to handle these things, he screwed up and deserves what he gets. This would have never happened to me because skippy do dah"

-Fish

Not the first time you've used my name in this thread and attributed shit to me that I haven't said.

So how about you go fuck your pussy self and leave my name out of your unfunny posts.

 

[Fish]

My friend that died last year would've turned 50 today

I checked out her FB page which is still active and it's filled with Happy Birthday posts

about 50% seem to be aware she died based on their post, while I don't believe in heaven, I'm fairly sure if there is heaven, FB doesn't exist up there

the other 50% are just doing what FB tells them to do and let them know to say HB despite obviously having no clue about her current whereabouts

I'm not sure which half annoys me more

Facebook keeps begging me to friend my cousin who died about 5 years ago.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Not the first time you've used my name in this thread and attributed shit to me that I haven't said.

So how about you go fuck your pussy self and leave my name out of your unfunny posts.

 

[Handicappers]

One thing I’ve learned. Ill’s threads flow better than Doosh threads. And the Chicken is a clown with self esteem issues.

 

[Fish]

One thing I’ve learned. Ill’s threads flow better than Doosh threads. And the Chicken is a clown with self esteem issues.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

use your phone

hippie is posting today

Oooo, oooo, tell him I changed my pool pump capacitor, and cut my grass today!

 

[kobesgame]

morning

had a big win at work where someone actually took action on an issue my team has been having, so I was pretty pumped about that.

golf was less good, left putts short.

had a date with the MILF that went well but she wants to know if "this is a thing" now and I am not sure...maybe? It's been 4 dates...

If you don’t know if it’s a thing after 4 dates, then it isn’t going to be. That’s plenty of time to know whether you’d like to officially date her.

 

[Me]

If you don’t know if it’s a thing after 4 dates, then it isn’t going to be. That’s plenty of time to know whether you’d like to officially date her.

Sounds more like he's not sure if he wants to really date (instead of just being casual) someone at all

 

[kobesgame]

There are only 3 phrases needed to speak to any woman:

“That’s cool”

“Really?”

“Nice.”

I can hold a 30 minute convo w any woman using only those 3 words. Let her talk about herself for as long as she wants. The true key to any woman’s heart and pants.

You people apparently make very bad choices in women.

 

[Me]

You people apparently make very bad choices in women.

 

[kobesgame]

See you degenerates on Monday... Off to work the Traveler's Championship

Kick Patrick Reed in the knee for me.

 

[kobesgame]

Sounds more like he's not sure if he wants to really date (instead of just being casual) someone at all

I didn’t read it that way, but I certainly can see how it could be read either way. But with someone that has a kid, assuming they are somewhat stable, he better figure it out soon because it’s a big deal to have someone new around.