Thursday morning

[RubinRock]

no way this is true.

 

[Me]

Since we're on the topic of weird shit our parents kept, my parents kept my brothers foreskin and gave it to his wife at the rehearsal dinner.

That's not weird. You don't have yours on display?

 

[RoyMunson]

My mom gave me my baby book in a box of old shit from her house that I never wanted saved in the first place. Hair from my first haircut and all my baby teeth were in there. Sounds an awful lot like serial killer shit if you ask me.

my wife saved all that shit for our daughter. Should I be afraid?

 

[RoyMunson]

and she still married him?

 

[RubinRock]

That's not weird. You don't have yours on display?

Wear it as a necklace

 

[RubinRock]

and she still married him?

Si. I’m sure mine is floating around somewhere

 

[Bender]

Can I use Aldi instead? Would rather riot on a budget

no, to keep with being an east coast liberal elite institution of anarchy, they insist on paying homage to andy warhol. campbell's only. don't even try coming with some progresso shit, they're very much against anything having to to with progress.

 

[Me]

Wear it as a necklace

Leather that shit, and wear it proudly

 

[RoyMunson]

no, to keep with being an east coast liberal elite institution of anarchy, they insist on paying homage to andy warhol. campbell's only. don't even try coming with some progresso shit, they're very much against anything having to to with progress.

Progresso cans are blue... blue soup matters

 

[basement bias]

I guess staring at a roller coaster while being stabbed might be better than staring at a river while being stabbed.

Lol, always hear Toledo is much worse. To be fair he'd be between there and Norwalk. To be fair I don't go east of 23 in that area. Usually don't go further east then Findlay in that area to be honest.

 

[Bender]

I thought it was bags of soup.

you're thinking of the soup boarding techniques, though I can see how you could have confused the two lessons.

 

[basement bias]

we'll already be at 11.5 hours in the car at that point. Just picking spot roughly 12 hours from Kill Devil Hills NC, which is Toledo

Taking 80/90 instead of 70 like @gobucks had mentioned?

 

[RoyMunson]

you're thinking of the soup boarding techniques, though I can see how you could have confused the two lessons.

I haven't moved up the Soros ranks yet.

 

[Bender]

Progresso cans are blue... blue soup matters

yeah, and soup is really hot dish...

 

[Fish]

Lol, always hear Toledo is much worse. To be fair he'd be between there and Norwalk. To be fair I don't go east of 23 in that area. Usually don't go further east then Findlay in that area to be honest.

You're nothing if not fair and honest.

Lots of fairness and honesty in your post.

 

[kobesgame]

Since we're on the topic of weird shit our parents kept, my parents kept my brothers foreskin and gave it to his wife at the rehearsal dinner.

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[kobesgame]

sounds to me like you know that's not really your hair or teeth, but past victims. it's not the best cover in the world, but i've seen it done before.

I always wondered what that closest out in the shed had a lock on it.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Since we're on the topic of weird shit our parents kept, my parents kept my brothers foreskin and gave it to his wife at the rehearsal dinner.

Oh, well, in that case, seems like you and your serial killer wife-to-be are peas in a pod.

Also, what the fuck, South Carolina?!?!

 

[Bender]

I haven't moved up the Soros ranks yet.

If you want to earn some stripes, there's a Jazzy Scooter's for Trump parade at the White House, TN Walmart Super Center.

PM ill for details.

 

[basement bias]

You're nothing if not fair and honest.

Lots of fairness and honesty in your post.

Yep, not sure what I was going for, but I sure did ramble on.