Thursday “National Worship of Tools” Day Thread

[RubinRock]

Fucking A. Stuck going to a baby shower this weekend (not for my kid). I thought that was just suppose to be for the broads.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Impressive ... No frostbit dick?

Nope. It was like a hot knife cutting through butter.

Drums beat, cold English blood runs HOT!

 

[Bender]

Ah yes, nuance is lost on halfwits.

Carry on.

nuance? don't think we didn't miss the hidden meaning behind your red muppet blue muppet derp gif.

 

[stakesarehigh]

I'm seeing it as both.

That's crazy

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fucking A. Stuck going to a baby shower this weekend (not for my kid). I thought that was just suppose to be for the broads.

It is. Nice pussy.

 

[Me]

Fucking A. Stuck going to a baby shower this weekend (not for my kid). I thought that was just suppose to be for the broads.

It is. Tell her you have a dick and will not go

 

[PnkPanther]

you and bucks are doing your best to ensure rob never comes back with these riveting stories.

that's your favorite story from the person you chose to spend the rest of your life with? really?

it's the little things

 

[stakesarehigh]

It is. Nice pussy.

This

Never been to a baby shower

Diaper party

 

[redseat]

Fucking A. Stuck going to a baby shower this weekend (not for my kid). I thought that was just suppose to be for the broads.

Being forced to go?

 

[Bender]

Nope. It was like a hot knife cutting through butter.

Drums beat, cold English blood runs HOT!

my take away from that post was english beat



fuck is inebriation so much better than sobriety.

 

[RubinRock]

It is. Tell her you have a dick and will not go

I asked around and apparently its more common now to have a cookout over it. Its the broads bday today, her sisters tomorrow, and her sisters baby shower. So I'm assuming they're just lumping it all together. Either way. Packing a case of natty

 

[RubinRock]

Being forced to go?

I mean I could just stay home. But that would just make me an asshole. Its a cookout and suppose to be 80. Could be worse I guess.

 

[redseat]

I asked around and apparently its more common now to have a cookout over it. Its the broads bday today, her sisters tomorrow, and her sisters baby shower. So I'm assuming they're just lumping it all together. Either way. Packing a case of natty

Well, I guess you somewhat have to go... If you don't go to her "birthday" she will never let you forget it

 

[Bender]

it's the little things

speaking of boring stories...

do better denzel

 

[occupant]

you dying too bruh? welcome to the team

all the cool kids are doing it

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Fucking A. Stuck going to a baby shower this weekend (not for my kid). I thought that was just suppose to be for the broads.

They are...

 

[RubinRock]

Not to mention, this chick had a virtual baby shower (wtf) just last weekend. Baby hasn't even been born yet and i hate it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

my take away from that post was english beat



fuck is inebriation so much better than sobriety.

That's a sweet fucking tune.

Used to great effect during the fight scene where Martin Blank killed Felix La PuBelle.

 

[Me]

Not to mention, this chick had a virtual baby shower (wtf) just last weekend. Baby hasn't even been born yet and i hate it.

It's a kid. They're born every day

 

[RubinRock]

It's a kid. They're born every day

Right? What is there to celebrate? One day this baby is going to be doing whatever the future ten year version of snorting condoms and eating tide pods is.