Thursday Thread...National Apple Pie day

[redseat]

is that what whores do?

I just didn't want to leave him hanging

I'm not sure... @Rock Strongho would probably be the person to let us know

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I might have missed the NYC chick story. Was she the chubby one with a lisp?

Oh great, this was page was just starting to get interesting. I would rather discuss Hyaundai's

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

haha

So you are playing at her table and asked this?

Yep. In front of the crowded table, too. I was on fire that day.

 

[ill]

I might have missed the NYC chick story. Was she the chubby one with a lisp?

no she's the one I taught to golf last year...golf always turned into playing the 19th hole back at my place.

she moved back to NYC in the winter and I moved on. She came back last month, we golfed, banged a few times, but I told her I can't do this all summer again. She was acting I was some kind of seasonal boyfriend for her and I wasn't liking it monopolizing my time...even if the sex was good

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Yep. In front of the crowded table, too. I was on fire that day.

Ok ok...and then Mrs Redfoot comes back from the ladies room sits down to a very very quiet table and asks

"So what did I miss?"

 

[ill]

I'm not sure... @Rock Strongho would probably be the person to let us know

you realize that that is an alt, right?

 

[Guy Incognito]

You can mark me down for,"fuck your politics cunt."

 

[redseat]

no she's the one I taught to golf last year...golf always turned into playing the 19th hole back at my place.

she moved back to NYC in the winter and I moved on. She came back last month, we golfed, banged a few times, but I told her I can't do this all summer again. She was acting I was some kind of seasonal boyfriend for her and I wasn't liking it monopolizing my time...even if the sex was good

 

[DJ Fieri]

Ready for 3pm on Friday to arrive.

 

[Guy Incognito]

you realize that that is an alt, right?

One of the best, @stakesarehigh was lit with that one.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Somebody mentioned politics?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

no she's the one I taught to golf last year...golf always turned into playing the 19th hole back at my place.

she moved back to NYC in the winter and I moved on. She came back last month, we golfed, banged a few times, but I told her I can't do this all summer again. She was acting I was some kind of seasonal boyfriend for her and I wasn't liking it monopolizing my time...even if the sex was good

So you banged her a bunch of times, she told you she's into anal, and you didn't light it up?!

 

[redseat]

you realize that that is an alt, right?

I just typed it @ than rock... Didn't realize which one came up but yes, should have remembered it was when I saw it

 

[DJ Fieri]

I'm not sure... @Rock Strongho would probably be the person to let us know

Alt.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Somebody mentioned politics?

 

[ill]

I just typed it @ than rock... Didn't realize which one came up but yes, should have remembered it was when I saw it

you want @Lance Uppercut

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ok ok...and then Mrs Redfoot comes back from the ladies room sits down to a very very quiet table and asks

"So what did I miss?"

She wasn't in Vegas at the time. I was out there for a convention and she joined me when it was over.

I did tell her the tale though. She was impressed.

 

[DJ Fieri]

So you are a whore?

LOL.

 

[redseat]

you want @Lance Uppercut

Thought that was an Alt as well