Thursdays are for thist quenching

I get bombarded with enough live streams of Dad of the Year’s son playing baseball. There’s just not enough time in the day.
just a little over the top
 
Who is this directed at? The court ordered me to stay away from my kids.
It’s a real fine line. I’ve done them such a disservice that now I can only be at sports practices. And then I just drink coffee and/or wine out of Starbucks cups while drawing up lineups and plays that won’t work. While in yoga pants, of course.

I do it only so that more qualified parents/coaches can’t wedge in and try to teach the kids.
 
i'd believe you, but we both know you don't have people scouting your opponents and logging their tendencies. that's what a coach that cares would do. way to ruin these kids lives.
Nailed it.
 
Our team has been using PFF since they started in Kindergarten. It’s very useful information.
PFF is trash. I mean real analytics.
 
LOL at you using the word pretentious against someone else.

LOLOLOLOL

A single mom holed up in double wide is pretentious compared to your living style.
 
A single mom holed up in double wide is pretentious compared to your living style.
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Turns out there’s still some left.
 
i'd believe you, but we both know you don't have people scouting your opponents and logging their tendencies. that's what a coach that cares would do. way to ruin these kids lives.

If you put your kids in school sports you would know this is part of the deal.
 
It’s a real fine line. I’ve done them such a disservice that now I can only be at sports practices. And then I just drink coffee and/or wine out of Starbucks cups while drawing up lineups and plays that won’t work. While in yoga pants, of course.

I do it only so that more qualified parents/coaches can’t wedge in and try to teach the kids.
it's never too late to be better. i hear your weekend is starting early. time to pick up some Coaching "x" For Dummies.
 
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