Thursdays are for thist quenching

And just when I never thought I'd see someone less self aware than rock.

We had this thread.
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The number of hours of tape my parents have of me fucking running over kids in pee wee football is ridiculous... but they're there for memories... not to gameplan for the next time we see that team.

One team was so bad I ran for a 65 yard TD that got called back on a holding call and my dad (coach) was so pissed he didn't even bother to huddle before the next play, just yelled "RUN IT AGAIN!!!!!!". Stat guy just had to change the 6 to a 7 for my 75 yard TD.

My dad never would have known that play was going to work twice unless he watched film on the other 7-8 year olds to know how well the left DE came off the ball.
 
Pro tip:

1) Interrupt thread discussing how drunk, hungover and wasted posters were/are and will be over the past/next 24 hours. Notice occasional frustrated post by @Fish trying to fix/sell something shitty.

2) Interrupt by posting something cheerful about how you helped others Diet, exercise, coaching whatever. As long as it’s positive.

3) :ranger:

4) (c)

helping others is great. bragging is not.
 
The number of hours of tape my parents have of me fucking running over kids in pee wee football is ridiculous... but they're there for memories... not to gameplan for the next time we see that team.

One team was so bad I ran for a 65 yard TD that got called back on a holding call and my dad (coach) was so pissed he didn't even bother to huddle before the next play, just yelled "RUN IT AGAIN!!!!!!". Stat guy just had to change the 6 to a 7 for my 75 yard TD.

My dad never would have known that play was going to work twice unless he watched film on the other 7-8 year olds to know how well the left DE came off the ball.

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Bring on the up votes.
 
The number of hours of tape my parents have of me fucking running over kids in pee wee football is ridiculous... but they're there for memories... not to gameplan for the next time we see that team.

One team was so bad I ran for a 65 yard TD that got called back on a holding call and my dad (coach) was so pissed he didn't even bother to huddle before the next play, just yelled "RUN IT AGAIN!!!!!!". Stat guy just had to change the 6 to a 7 for my 75 yard TD.

My dad never would have known that play was going to work twice unless he watched film on the other 7-8 year olds to know how well the left DE came off the ball.
video or it didn't happen.
 
you think the guy that just called something gay is the kind of guy that still calls something gay?

great work, columbo.
that is how confirmation works, Bendy
 
helping others is great. bragging is not.
The more I watch last weeks game film the more i think we beat a really good team who will prob not lose another game until we play them again in week 6. They were strong on D, every kid was tall and fast. Everybody lined up quickly, nobody was ever lost etc etc we were just better that day.

Im really interested to see how we both do this Sunday vs other teams.

Sorry I used the board to compliment our opponents and trigger half the regulars here. Your problem.
 
SHUT UP

I think you're a toddler.

I think you’re a dumb, weird old man who lives in the woods like a homeless person.
 
Was also my last touch of the game... 2nd team played the rest of the game... Film is the only reason for success that day.
What kind of motivation is that? Run for a 75 yrs TD and then pull you from the game? Fuck it. I'm falling down next time.
 
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