Tiger Woods.. you dead or alive??

[moxie]

That almost sounds like a suicide attempt.

83 in a 45 isn't really that bad. This dumb shit should just keep his driving to the range.

 

[Guy Incognito]

That almost sounds like a suicide attempt.

Probably rushing home after porking some waitress at Perkins.

 

[huskers1217]

Probably rushing home after porking some waitress at Perkins.

wait wtf. are perkins still a thing?

 

[Guy Incognito]

wait wtf. are perkins still a thing?

You think Tiger's not keeping them afloat?

 

[RoyMunson]

lost control while going too fast and crashed

glad all the conspiracy nuts can shut up now.

Who hasn't done 83 in a 45?

Though I'll admit the road is usually straight if I'm doing it.

 

[ill]

wait wtf. are perkins still a thing?

my college town still has one

 

[huskers1217]

You think Tiger's not keeping them afloat?

i guess he is. havne't seen one in years. damn texas

 

[huskers1217]

so... Are bob Evans still a thing too?

 

[ill]

so... Are bob Evans still a thing too?

yes

 

[huskers1217]

yes

oh...

at least we still have ihops here.

 

[BigRedMoe]

no it doesn't

We're told the SUV's black box shows Tiger actually accelerated at the time of the crash.

 

[ill]

We're told the SUV's black box shows Tiger actually accelerated at the time of the crash.

and you take that as "attempted suicide" and not just bad driving?

 

[BigRedMoe]

and you take that as "attempted suicide" and not just bad driving?

Possibly. More likely he fell asleep and then hit the accelerator when he was startled awake.

 

[ill]

Possibly. More likely he fell asleep and then hit the accelerator when he was startled awake.

more likely he was on a road he wasn't 100 familiar with and accelerated on a curve he shouldn't have.

shit happens, stop trying to find a way to demonize him.

 

[BigRedMoe]

more likely he was on a road he wasn't 100 familiar with and accelerated on a curve he shouldn't have.

shit happens, stop trying to find a way to demonize him.

LOL. Demonize him? Calm down, Francis. Just throwing out theories since we'll never have a definitive answer.

*Also, why do you hate people with mental health issues and tired people?

 

[MTVike]

more likely he was on a road he wasn't 100 familiar with and accelerated on a curve he shouldn't have.

shit happens, stop trying to find a way to demonize him.

And/or was on his phone.

 

[ill]

LOL. Demonize him? Calm down, Francis. Just throwing out theories since we'll never have a definitive answer.

why do you need a "definitive answer"?

he was going to fast and crashed his car.

that's all I need.

 

[ill]

And/or was on his phone.

this is the more likely scenario, IMO.

 

[BigRedMoe]

why do you need a "definitive answer"?

he was going to fast and crashed his car.

that's all I need.

You obviously care too as you are posting in the thread too. Welcome to the internet I guess?

 

[BigRedMoe]

this is the more likely scenario, IMO.

Why do you need an answer?