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[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I did ask for her name... But apparently that's not enough either...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

no, I said she's "like 50"

Which is fucking retarded. Sack up and admit it.

She's significantly closer to 18 than she is 50.

 

[redseat]

Again.... Besides just asking for pictures what would you have done......

 

[redseat]

Which is fucking retarded. Sack up and admit it.

She's significantly closer to 18 than she is 50.

NO, 27 is the new 50 damnit!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Again.... Besides just asking for pictures what would you have done......

If she doesn't pass step 1, I unmatch

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

is she closer to 0 or 50?

It's this kind of logic that allows Douche to tell prospective bumble dates that he's "like 6 foot."

"well, I'm only 3' 4", but that's closer to 6' than 0', amirite?!"

 

[redseat]

If she doesn't pass step 1, I unmatch

I just leave it alone... Things happen

 

[redseat]

@DJ Sterling makes up for it and scores!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Exceptionally Stupid Loser?

English as Second Language

I thought that was a fairly well known academic acronym.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

It's this kind of logic that allows Douche to tell prospective bumble dates that he's "like 6 foot."

"well, I'm only 3' 4", but that's closer to 6' than 0', amirite?!"

don't get height fraudin no point

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I just leave it alone... Things happen

yea they get with other brahs brah

 

[PeoplesChicken]

is she closer to 0 or 50?

she is 27 that's almost half way so it could be negligible, especially the way you calculate

 

[redseat]

yea they get with other brahs brah

Well duh....

I just leave it alone and eventually those matches will go away... I'm not that concerned with unmatching them

 

[PeoplesChicken]

English as Second Language

I thought that was a fairly well known academic acronym.

I am familiar with English as a Second Language. But stand by Douche is exceptionally stupid

 

[PeoplesChicken]

is she closer to 0 or 50?

[Libyan Flag]

 

[redseat]

So @Flavortown Tebow you like that "thick and very very young?" or "Thick and extremely old?"

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

So @Flavortown Tebow you like that "thick and very very young?" or "Thick and extremely old?"

what

 

[ill]

So @Flavortown Tebow you like that "thick and very very young?" or "Thick and extremely old?"

he likes girls with softball player shoulders

he likes when they give him piggy back rides

 

[PeoplesChicken]

he likes girls with softball player shoulders

he likes when they give him piggy back rides

 

[PeoplesChicken]