Tis Tik Tok Friday

[Kburjr]

Please. He’s a golfer.

The club head speed, man.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Not basketball that one’s dumb

 

[williewilliejuan]

Getting beat up by a golfer, better or worse than getting beat up by a kicker?

That’s a close one, but I think kicker is slightly worse. I’m not sure how I’d react to getting my ass kicked by a tiny foreign guy chasing me around in mismatched shoes.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

That’s a close one, but I think kicker is slightly worse. I’m not sure how I’d react to getting my ass kicked by a tiny foreign guy chasing me around in mismatched shoes.

If you can avoid the nut shot, it should be pretty easy.

 

[williewilliejuan]

If you can avoid the nut shot, it should be pretty easy.

They seem to injure themselves whenever they try to do anything athletic, so I think a quick head fake should put an end to any threat.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

They seem to injure themselves whenever they try to do anything athletic, so I think a quick head fake should put an end to any threat.

head feint followed by a stiff jab = game over

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I assume you’re still getting the postcards as well.

Yes and the notice on the local access channel was a nice touch

 

[PeoplesChicken]

That’s a close one, but I think kicker is slightly worse. I’m not sure how I’d react to getting my ass kicked by a tiny foreign guy chasing me around in mismatched shoes.

I think that was what Urban Meyer was afraid of

 

[stakesarehigh]

I gotta get on the cardio train. Been hitting the gym about 3 times a week for the last 6 weeks and now I'm just adding even more weight lol

Pushing 2 bills now.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I gotta get on the cardio train. Been hitting the gym about 3 times a week for the last 6 weeks and now I'm just adding even more weight lol

Pushing 2 bills now.

Muscle weighs more than fat
- @Flavortown Tebow

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Muscle weighs more than fat
- @Flavortown Tebow

I’m happy for his gainz

with rob no longer with us we need more muscle around here

 

[stakesarehigh]

Muscle weighs more than fat
- @Flavortown Tebow

I figure I needed one last workout before my appearance with Cleveland this weekend.. they may need a severely undersized white safety out there.

 

[stakesarehigh]

I’m happy for his gainz

with rob no longer with us we need more muscle around here

I give @Peter Gozintite all the credit for my motivation after correctly pegging I was approaching dad bod territory

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I give @Peter Gozintite all the credit for my motivation after correctly pegging I was approaching dad bod territory

Congrats on the pegging @Peter Gozintite

 

[MTVike]

Why you gotta go all Newhart?

Holy shit.

My 70's version of him just blew up in my mind.

Along with a bunch of other things.

 

[Kburjr]

Holy shit.

My 70's version of him just blew up in my mind.

Along with a bunch of other things.

Professor Proton

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Is that you doubting my claim, Frodo?

 

[broncosmitty]

Yes and the notice on the local access channel was a nice touch

You should be checking Craigslist Missed Connections as well.

 

[broncosmitty]

Getting beat up by a golfer, better or worse than getting beat up by a kicker?

Golfer is worse.

Kickers are professional athletes. Atleast American ones, usually.

 

[Kburjr]

Golfer is worse.

Kickers are professional athletes. Atleast American ones, usually.

If you are getting your ass kicked, does it really matter what his job is?