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It just really sucks now. I need some motivation

Oh yeah. 2 kids want food. I’m back to being motivated.


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My daughter just finished elementary school today. :sigh:

My boy finished 2nd today, and has the sadz that his sister won't be in the same school next year, tho he'd never admit it.


It's been a busy week. :thumbsdown:
what's that mean these days? Didn't samsquantch tell us his kid's middle school started at 4th grade or something? That's fuckin' weird.
 
"intermediate"? that's retarded.

wait - is that for the retarded kids? Middle school should be on army bases or internment camps. That's where all the shit goes sideways.
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what's that mean these days? Didn't samsquantch tell us his kid's middle school started at 4th grade or something? That's fuckin' weird.
K -5 Elementary
6 - 8 Junior High (with 6 supposedly being "middle school" and on it's own floor)
9 -12 High school

It's dumb. Elementary was K-6 when I grew up.

She seems too young for Junior High. :pout:
 
Many moons ago, i came across a post at eurohoop and it was some moron railing on about salads. but this fuckass said something that has changed my salad game... season the lettuces (S&P) before putting all your other bits in. Seriously - game. changer. I don't even use dressing half the time, it's so good.

So to Mr. Moron Fuckass Railing About Salads on Eurohoop - I salute you* :salute:


(to be said in the manner of the Budweiser Real Men of Genius, back before AB hadn't lost their ever-loving minds)
 
My daughter just finished elementary school today. :sigh:

My boy finished 2nd today, and has the sadz that his sister won't be in the same school next year, tho he'd never admit it.


It's been a busy week. :thumbsdown:

Fuck dem kidz

Mine graduated elementary last week (4th grade)

My youngest finished 3rd and will be going into 4th.
 
My daughter just finished elementary school today. :sigh:

My boy finished 2nd today, and has the sadz that his sister won't be in the same school next year, tho he'd never admit it.


It's been a busy week. :thumbsdown:

My kids won’t see each other again until 10th grade. Because my oldest is going to a GTA academy and my youngest doesn’t want to go.
 
K -5 Elementary
6 - 8 Junior High (with 6 supposedly being "middle school" and on it's own floor)
9 -12 High school

It's dumb. Elementary was K-6 when I grew up.

She seems too young for Junior High. :pout:
6th graders should be with the 3rd & 4th graders. 8th graders are too much for 6th graders. I was still playing with Barbies in 6th grade! In 8th grade...penises.

Just kidding. I didn't have my first encounter until 9th grade, but I did hear that the catholic school girls were giving bj's in 8th grade and handy j's in the movie theater.
 
Many moons ago, i came across a post at eurohoop and it was some moron railing on about salads. but this fuckass said something that has changed my salad game... season the lettuces (S&P) before putting all your other bits in. Seriously - game. changer. I don't even use dressing half the time, it's so good.

So to Mr. Moron Fuckass Railing About Salads on Eurohoop - I salute you* :salute:


(to be said in the manner of the Budweiser Real Men of Genius, back before AB hadn't lost their ever-loving minds)

My perfect salad would be iceberg/romaine/loose leaf lettuce, some spinach, green onions, avocado, tomato, sliced hard boiled egg, sliced mushrooms, sliced radishes, drizzled with balsamic vinegar and olive oil.
 
6th graders should be with the 3rd & 4th graders. 8th graders are too much for 6th graders. I was still playing with Barbies in 6th grade! In 8th grade...penises.

Just kidding. I didn't have my first encounter until 9th grade, but I did hear that the catholic school girls were giving bj's in 8th grade and handy j's in the movie theater.

Ha! The girls in those days hated me because I was a complete nerd and not "cool" like the other boys who were banging several chicks at a time and some of whom had more than 1 kid in HS. I didn't want kids and didn't want to spend money on dating. End result was that I didn't get any until I was 17.
 
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