tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Inquisitor said:
My wife microwaved a bagel.

But instead setting the time in seconds, she did it in minutes.

I was upstairs working and by the time the smell got to me, it was too late. The whole house stinks.

It was not only the bagel, but the plastic microwave shield that started burning.

And she was wondering why the microwave was taking so long to finish. :doh: :facepalm:
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Y she no toaster? Won’t a microwave make it rubbery-er?
 
Inquisitor said:
My wife microwaved a bagel.

But instead setting the time in seconds, she did it in minutes.

I was upstairs working and by the time the smell got to me, it was too late. The whole house stinks.

It was not only the bagel, but the plastic microwave shield that started burning.

And she was wondering why the microwave was taking so long to finish. :doh: :facepalm:
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Time for punishment.

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Dolemite censored said:
Ouch.

@moxie, you gonna take this shit from this moron?
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Get real. We know who the real moron is by virtue of his idiotic statement alone. Dumbass thought he was gonna catch me slippin’.

Everybody knows microwaves don’t have legs, so how the fuck are they even gonna walk, let alone run?

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moxie said:
Get real. We know who the real moron is by virtue of his idiotic statement alone. Dumbass thought he was gonna catch me slippin’.

Everybody knows microwaves don’t have legs, so how the fuck are they even gonna walk, let alone run?

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