I once dropped an employee badge in the toilet and it flushed
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I once dropped an employee badge in the toilet and it flushed
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I’m a big wiper. Gotta like stand up, walk away, wipe some more, get close to toilet again, walk away, wipe some more, get close to toilet, walk away… just let me do it.
Once it gets a prize like that it will flush prematurely.
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Badges go on the TP holder come on
Was it yours or someone else's you were trying to get rid of?
Uh, ok.
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Uhhh... GOAT! I wish I had one at home! Same with water faucets.
But they'll send your bm data to the Google...
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You not got that bootyhole clean brah?
Just fucking lol If you think your bum is clean with one flush worth of wiping.
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Was about same for me today. Maybe got a little warmer but don’t think made to 40.
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^^^ Shit for brains
This is hilarious.
www.wsj.com
David Siegel went to work for an affiliate of Guaranteed Rate in 2021 and got a signing bonus of more than $100,000. Interest rates were super low, and mortgage bankers were raking in cash.
Now that business has dried up, the mortgage company wants its money back. He said it fired him one month shy of the date when it could no longer ask for the bonus back, then demanded the money. Guaranteed Rate and its affiliates are also telling hundreds of other former employees that they have to return their signing bonuses, people familiar with the matter said.
“It seems like they realize they aren’t making money in their mortgage business, so the way to get income is to claw back the payments,” said Siegel, who is based in New Jersey.
The Mortgage Market Is So Bad Lenders Want Ex-Employees to Give Back Their Bonuses
The mortgage industry is notoriously feast or famine, but there’s no obvious way out of this bust, and many mortgage companies are growing desperate.
www.wsj.com
David Siegel went to work for an affiliate of Guaranteed Rate in 2021 and got a signing bonus of more than $100,000. Interest rates were super low, and mortgage bankers were raking in cash.
Now that business has dried up, the mortgage company wants its money back. He said it fired him one month shy of the date when it could no longer ask for the bonus back, then demanded the money. Guaranteed Rate and its affiliates are also telling hundreds of other former employees that they have to return their signing bonuses, people familiar with the matter said.
“It seems like they realize they aren’t making money in their mortgage business, so the way to get income is to claw back the payments,” said Siegel, who is based in New Jersey.
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I fuckin love LA
I’m moving back
I’m moving back
They'll ream you with taxes and regulations. I got out of there in 1990, I could see it coming.
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I’ll move back, love it again all winter and then want the fuvk out next spring
You're good as you spend less than 180 days a year in the state. More than that, and they can claim you as a resident and tax your income.
Pls check with counsel, California could have changed the rules since I was there and claim any money made while you're in the state, or any stay of any length in the state could expose you to their taxes.
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