tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Guy at the Baltimore airport where I have a layover is pranking his wife by waiting outside the gate with a big cardboard sign that says "Congrats on the parole, welcome home."

Oh, gawd, that reminds me of a story about my great-grandfather (no, I'm not turning into RMM).

My grandmother was a very, very proper woman - one could even say pretty damned uptight. Her father had a wicked sense of humor.
He was an architect, and in anticipation of possibly designing a prison, he was traveling around looking at other prisons. He happened to be up in New York touring Sing Sing when my mother was born.
Upon learning of her birth, he sent a telegram to the hospital which began, "Just out of Sing Sing."
I don't think my grandmother ever forgave him.

teehee

 

[Dolemite censored]

heres a fucking surprise

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/03/us/passengers-sue-alaska-airlines/index.html

Failed to properly screen someone entering the cockpit. Sounds legit.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@tabascojet gaining friends on eurohoop like only he can.

 

[williewilliejuan]

"gag" being the operative word?

I heard @steelerssb lost his gag reflex?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I heard @steelerssb lost his gag reflex?

 

[Center Ice]

nobody in that photo is homeless.

Do they live with you?

 

[steelerssb]

I heard @steelerssb lost his gag reflex?

 

[DJ Fieri]

@tabascojet gaining friends on eurohoop like only he can.

LOL.

 

[Handicappers]

Do they live with you?

No, but everyone is wearing clean, nice clothes and coats. And not looking at camera.

Staged photo of an unfortunate situation for many Americans.

 

[Inquisitor]

Funny stuff going on over there.

 

[Hu War Yu]

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Funny stuff going on over there.

I guess he's banned from this site again. You should read the Small Engine Repair thread. Not sure what set things in motion this time.

 

[Inquisitor]

I guess he's banned from this site again. You should read the Small Engine Repair thread. Not sure what set things in motion this time.

Yeah I still don't know anything more about small engine repair.

 

[Dolemite censored]

John Wick IV was a bit over the top.

 

[Inquisitor]

John Wick IV was a bit over the top.

Just like John Wick III.
And John Wick II.
And John Wick.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Just like John Wick III.
And John Wick II.
And John Wick.

Can't wait for John Wick V, The Resurrection.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Can't wait for John Wick V, The Resurrection.

I have never seen one minute of any John Wick.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I have never seen one minute of any John Wick.

I never have seen one minute of the Lord of the Rings series, any Star Wars after Revenge of the Jedi, nor have I ever seen any of the Harry Potters, Friends, Seinfeld, or Frasier.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I have never seen one minute of any John Wick.

I recommend John Wick I and II or starters.

 

[trojanfan12]

I have never seen one minute of any John Wick.

Says a lot about you.

Unfortunately, nothing good.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Says a lot about you.

Unfortunately, nothing good.

I fart in your general direction.