tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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We thought you got blowed up yesterday.

no sir. i don't live anywhere near the plants.

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Stuck on a google meeting by myself with a bunch of fucking indians who can barely speak english

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Oh my fucking god, after getting into it with Sandeep Punjabi Reddy Stinky Curry Stench after he kept telling me I was doing shit I wasn't doing in a bunch of unnamed accounts he said were mine I come to find out THEY FUCKING WERE LOOKING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S AND NOT MINE.

Fucking useless ass stinky twats.
 
Oh my fucking god, after getting into it with Sandeep Punjabi Reddy Stinky Curry Stench after he kept telling me I was doing shit I wasn't doing in a bunch of unnamed accounts he said were mine I come to find out THEY FUCKING WERE LOOKING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S AND NOT MINE.

Fucking useless ass stinky twats.
That's great, I get off work in 30 minutes
 
That's great, I get off work in 30 minutes
That reminds me I gotta get some PTO requests in before year's end, especially before I turn one of these google workers suicidal.
 
Somewhere else like? I've been to Honolulu and it sucked veiny dicks. I want some semblance of solitude be it manufactured or otherwise.

Something I've always found funny about people complaining about too many people in Honolulu (usually meaning Waikiki), is that one beach up, right across the canal, is Ala Moana beach, which is usually borderline deserted. Mind you, I only knew about it because the first time I went to Oahu, it was with someone who grew up there, so they knew where to go. Everyday after class, we'd go to the mall, get a big bowl of Saimin, then walk to the beach and hang there until we caught the bus back to the house where we were staying.
 
They’re on an Airbus A350 in biz class, window seats so nobody sitting next to them. I don’t feel even a little sorry for the bastages.

And they probably have the lie-flats, which are sooooooooooooooooo nice.
I had one for a flight from SFO to ORD, which seemed like a waste for such a short flight, but fuck, they were comfy.
 
I’m not working, presently. :plane:
 
I’m sitting on my porch, enjoying a cigar with a little Tennessee whiskey on the rocks this fine afternoon. It feels like September. Normal weather returns this weekend.
 
Rode my bike 30 miles, today. Life is good.
 
That reminds me I gotta get some PTO requests in before year's end, especially before I turn one of these google workers suicidal.

Don't be a @moxie and fuck around with the chance to make $$$.

She's a hottie and lots of her guy friends can bail her out. You're just a dick on your own. Take care of business.
 
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