tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Dolemite censored]

This morning, I heard that Pasadena PD is all getting outfitted with tessies.

WTF are tessies?

 

[huskers1217]

I never ever have taken a new drug. I'll wait a couple of years until the class action lawsuits force the drug makers to disclose the complete risks and/or make it safe.

When my oldest was an out of control wild ass pre-teen, a doctor tried to prescribe risperdol for him. I said no, I was leary of new drugs. Later, it was found that risperdol caused young men to grow breasts. Many lawsuits ensued.

wow....

I'd grow some breastses for a cool million though

Risperdal Gynecomastia Lawsuit

On this page, we will look at the Risperdal lawsuit alleging that the mental health drug Risperdal (risperidone) caused permanent health conditions including abnormal breast growth in males. Some ...

www.millerandzois.com

 

[huskers1217]

WTF are tessies?

elon musk bomb machines

 

[Dolemite censored]

elon musk bomb machines

Mobile crematoriums.

 

[Inquisitor]

Mobile crematoriums.

They got their ashes kicked.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Man electrocuted with pingpong ball up butt during botched masturbation

It was a zappy ending. A man has died — and there’s no way to put this delicately — with a ping pong ball up his bum after electrocuting himself during a self-pleasuring session g…

nypost.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

Whoo hoo, day drinking!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Whoo hoo, day drinking!

Did that yesterday

 

[Hu War Yu]

Did that yesterday

I'm down to my last beer, time to head out for another pack

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I'm down to my last beer, time to head out for another pack

I went from Irish coffee at breakfast to bourbon on the rocks.

 

[moxie]

AI gon’ be lit!

 

[Dolemite censored]

AI gon’ be lit!

Wash it in the sink? I hope they move the dishes first.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I went from Irish coffee at breakfast to, bourbon on the rocks.

Sweet

Just grabbed a 12 pack for 9.99, now for some Rachel Ray

 

[Dolemite censored]

Sweet

Just grabbed a 12 pack for 9.99, now for some Rachel Ray

Bud Light with the Mulvaney pic? That would explain the price.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I went from Irish coffee at breakfast to bourbon on the rocks.

Have a problem with alcohol? There is a solution. | Alcoholics Anonymous

Have a problem with alcohol? There is a solution. A.A. has a simple program that works. It’s based on one alcoholic helping another.

www.aa.org

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Have a problem with alcohol? There is a solution. | Alcoholics Anonymous

Have a problem with alcohol? There is a solution. A.A. has a simple program that works. It’s based on one alcoholic helping another.

www.aa.org

Cool

 

[moxie]

Somebody cover CholulaRollerskate’s eyes so his delicate sensibilities aren’t offended.



I am sad to report that a bitch, in fact, did not get paid today. I repeat: a bitch did not get paid. Guess they were p-srs about submitting under the deadline after all

Good thing I don’t have a mommy that I have to buy flowers & shit for this weekend.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Bud Light with the Mulvaney pic? That would explain the price.

Nah, Miller high life at the Rite Aid

 

[Hu War Yu]

Have a problem with alcohol? There is a solution. | Alcoholics Anonymous

Have a problem with alcohol? There is a solution. A.A. has a simple program that works. It’s based on one alcoholic helping another.

www.aa.org

Cool

Yeah, WTF?!?!

 

[Hu War Yu]

When driving drunk, remember that one eye might see better than two eyes, so keep one eye closed, and drive drunk with gusto!