tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Dolemite censored said:
So the dude banged some strange and everybody's upset? WTF!

Happens all the time. Of course when women cheat its always her current BFs fault...

Double standard! Unfair!
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It's not that cut & dried, Dole!!

He's been with his "life partner" for almost 10 years. He hit 40 and started going through his mid-life crisis. Enter the 28 year old idiot who befriends the girlfriend and then fucks the boyfriend because she “was just so curious to know what it would be like to be physical with someone that you love because I already knew that I loved him as a friend and I’ve never had sex like that before". Keep in mind that she broke off an engagement with one of the dude's friends just over a year ago.
 
Dolemite censored said:
I don't think he was looking for intellectual compatiblity with her....
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Correct - he wanted a dumb cheerleader that didn't question any of his idiotic life choices. Someone that would "RAH! RAH! RAH!" him for looking like a molester with a penchant for white nail polish and tacky outfits.
 
moxie said:
It's not that cut & dried, Dole!!

He's been with his "life partner" for almost 10 years. He hit 40 and started going through his mid-life crisis. Enter the 28 year old idiot who befriends the girlfriend and then fucks the boyfriend because she “was just so curious to know what it would be like to be physical with someone that you love because I already knew that I loved him as a friend and I’ve never had sex like that before". Keep in mind that she broke off an engagement with one of the dude's friends just over a year ago.
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moxie said:
Correct - he wanted a dumb cheerleader that didn't question any of his idiotic life choices. Someone that would "RAH! RAH! RAH!" him for looking like a molester with a penchant for white nail polish and tacky outfits.
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:pop2::martini:
 
moxie said:
It's not that cut & dried, Dole!!

He's been with his "life partner" for almost 10 years. He hit 40 and started going through his mid-life crisis. Enter the 28 year old idiot who befriends the girlfriend and then fucks the boyfriend because she “was just so curious to know what it would be like to be physical with someone that you love because I already knew that I loved him as a friend and I’ve never had sex like that before". Keep in mind that she broke off an engagement with one of the dude's friends just over a year ago.
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What's your point? As an aside, you just gotta love the thought processes of a 20-something hottie.
 
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Peter Gozintite said:
I opened and attic access panel a while back, and a 3" scorpion fell out onto the top of my ladder.
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What type was it?

"
Nevada is home to three different species of scorpions — the bark scorpion, the emperor scorpion, and the desert hairy scorpion. Here is what you need to know about each of these common area pests.

Bark Scorpions

Bark scorpions are by far the most venomous scorpion found here in Henderson and identified by their sand-colored bodies and the black stripes on their back. When temperatures are unfavorable outside, these pests will seek shelter within temperature-controlled homes. Once inside, bark scorpions will do their best to stay out of sight, avoid humans, and remain around dark, damp areas such as basements and crawlspaces.

Emperor Scorpions

Emperor scorpions aren’t as common as bark scorpions and are considerably less dangerous. Identified by their black bodies, you’ll find these scorpions outside in hot and humid areas.

Desert Hairy Scorpions

Desert hairy scorpions are the least dangerous species here in Henderson. These pests are tan or olive green and have hairs on their tails. When inside homes, desert hairy scorpions will stay around cool, dark areas such as in cabinets and attics."
 
@moxie time card

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steelerssb said:
@moxie time card

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Ya know what? I like the way you think. I think I'm going to end the day right meow. I've been to two doctor appointments (one for me, one for Izzy), costco, i'm on my way to the car dealership and I'll need to stop at costco again to get Izzy's rx filled so i've think I accomplished pretty much all the things today. It was exhausting!

btw - which of the SF/Pitt games are you going to? I have a hair appt in the city on that Sunday if you want to grab a beer or something. Or if you need a lift from the airport... I'll ask @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) to go get you. :heh: jk
 
steelerssb said:
@moxie time card
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moxie said:
Ya know what? I like the way you think. I think I'm going to end the day right meow.
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I've been hammering away at this all day, and this dude drops in and says, "moxie time card" and its like a liberating revelation to her.

What. The. Fuck.

@moxie you are a complete....

Nevermind.
 
Dolemite censored said:
I've been hammering away at this all day, and this dude drops in and says, "moxie time card" and its like a liberating revelation to her.

What. The. Fuck.

@moxie you are a complete....

Nevermind.
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it was the suggestion that I end my day early that did it :beer2:
 
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Bizarro world!!!
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Dude says he's a 10? Out of what? 1,000??

 
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