tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Dolemite censored]

Glad I checked the mirror or I wouldn't have seen the shave gel residue in my ear....

 

[moxie]

You should have gotten out of the car holding your neck, then collapse in pain and get someone to call 9-1-1 for an ambulance.

Oh, trust me- I thought about it. Especially after this insurance boosh. But I felt bad because she was young and probably stupid so I took all her info and won’t make a further stink about it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Oh, trust me- I thought about it. Especially after this insurance boosh. But I felt bad because she was young and probably stupid so I took all her info and won’t make a further stink about it.

Bless your little cold heart...

 

[huskers1217]

who knew. me betting on the stros would make Houser a Cy Young candidate

 

[huskers1217]

Glad I checked the mirror or I wouldn't have seen the shave gel residue in my ear....

looks a little like semen

 

[huskers1217]

Also, someone bumped into my car in the starbucks drive through this morning. No damage, but the dipshit told me that her insurance isn’t active until the 30th. Wtf does that even mean?

she is a lesbian and wants to lick your carpets

 

[moxie]

she is a lesbian and wants to lick your carpets

Go ahead…dog pissed on them the other day, so that should be tasty.

Also- the dog is at the groomer’s until 1pm and I’m bored with nobody here to annoy.

 

[Dolemite censored]

dog pissed on them the other day, so that should be tasty.

I hope you cleaned that up and deodorized it...

Otherwise, ewwwwww.

 

[Dolemite censored]

looks a little like semen

You need to check your fantasies.

 

[moxie]

I hope you cleaned that up and deodorized it...

Otherwise, ewwwwww.

Folex carpet spray, Nature’s Miracle enzymatic spray, a sprinkle of oxyclean and a once over with the little green machine. Pretty sure she’ll piss on the same spot again.

 

[huskers1217]

You need to check your fantasies.

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[Dolemite censored]

Folex carpet spray, Nature’s Miracle enzymatic spray, a sprinkle of oxyclean and a once over with the little green machine. Pretty sure she’ll piss on the same spot again.

I'm relieved to hear that.

 

[huskers1217]

Day games!!!!

@Hu War Yu these are the people that are smart and knew I was jinxing the stros they now have fat staxx.

 

[tabascojet]

@Hu War Yu these are the people that are smart and knew I was jinxing the stros they now have fat staxx.

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Betting opposite of you is pretty much a sure thing at this point.....

 

[Dolemite censored]

Betting opposite of you is pretty much a sure thing at this point.....

The inverse huskers 1217 method.

That dude better:

1. Pray they don't legalize online betting in Texas, and,
2. Never ever go to Las Vegas.

 

[tabascojet]

The inverse huskers 1217 method.

Take that talk to the self felatio thread...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Grilling chicken quarters and petite red potatoes over mesquite charcoal today.
Side: Cole slaw with carrots and raisins (sorry moxie).

 

[Dolemite censored]

Take that talk to the self felatio thread...

Your just jealous because you can't reach yours.

 

[moxie]

Grilling chicken quarters and petite red potatoes over mesquite charcoal today.
Side: Cole slaw with carrots and raisins (sorry moxie).

Gonna make risotto. I always hear stuff about ham & peas going well together, but since peas are not welcome in this household, is there a palatable substitute? or do I just forego the greenery?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Gonna make risotto. I always hear stuff about ham & peas going well together, but since peas are not welcome in this household, is there a palatable substitute? or do I just forego the greenery?

green beans? leeks?