"Call ahead to ask if they have seating for your fat friends and if the seats can accompany them."
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"Call ahead to ask if they have seating for your fat friends and if the seats can accompany them."
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what the? How about "take away forks, suggest outings that involve lots of walking and little to no food"?
My favorite part about this isn't tips if you're fat....it's if your friend is fat and how to coddle them.
Besides just being stupid that sounds almost demeaning.
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Haven't you heard??? Evidently "FAT" is beautiful these days... It's NOT 'unhealthy' either, I've been told...
REMEMBER - "Trust The Science"... but ONLY when it doesn't go against one's agenda!
Must have been an oversight...
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My man has 3 free minutes day, late at night, and make one post per. You a busy mufuka huh?
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he's one wild ass mawfkn turkey, what did you expect?!
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I didn't watch it, but it seems to me the best way to support your friend if they are fat is to support them committing to losing weight.
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Speaking of the Met Gala ...
I felt seen.
I felt seen.
"Keep your diet plans to yourself" yeah would hate to give the morbidly obese ideas on not being morbidly obese anymore.
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Nono- it's "Call ahead to restaurants to make sure they have fat friendly seating". I don't even want to speculate what that means... bean bag chairs?
What- no one wants to see a chair leg crack and someone fall down? Hi-Yaa!
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I'm all for women who are a bit curvier feeling good about themselves and how they look. Just because I've spent most of my life as at least a borderline beanpole, that doesn't mean I think everyone should verge on skinny. That said, there is a big difference between "a bit curvier" and fat. This whole "fat is awesome" thing really needs to stop. No, it isn't awesome, it's unhealthy af.
This isn't limited to women, btw.
Some guys are really embracing the whole "pushing maximum density" thing, too.
I'd still want to know why this onus falls on the friends and not, you know, the person needing the accommodation.
Could you just imagine being the person who takes the call where the caller goes "hi my friend is really fat can you tell me if your seats will work for them?"
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I would have thought there would be a better quality video of this scene available on youtube!
I hope Lizzo sits on your face.
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Can you imagine having a friend so fat you'd feel compelled to call someplace to see if the seats are large enough?!?
Since when are people so fat there's a concern chairs will be too small?
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Watch out. Fat women can be angry.
At least Lizzo can really play the flute.
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This is a weighty subject.
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