tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Dolemite censored said:
I haven't been to the movies in years - too expensive, and then you got people moving back and forth in the aisles, chewing loudly, and some morons who have their phones ring, and then the ignorant assholes who talk during the movie.

Fuck dat shit.
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Yeah, but they all have big, comfy reclining seats with warmers in them now! Perfect spot for a 2-hour nap!
 
moxie said:
And I’m over here, trynna buy my Guardians 3 tix for this weekend in the fancy movie theatre with the luxe seats :laugh:
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Well, no judgement from me...much...

When I was a little kid, I thought going to the movies was the coolest thing ever. And it was rare for us, family of 7, finding something we all wanted to watch and then affording tickets and snacks. Sometime in my 20's I learned to hate it.
 
tabascojet said:
Stop being such a shit sandwich...we get it you're a hermit douchebag who likes hookers with long alien fingers that make you tiny dick look bigger
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Long alien fingers make it look bigger? What do little sausages make it look like? Asking for a friend en sech.
 
moxie said:
Long alien fingers make it look bigger? What do little sausages make it look like? Asking for a friend en sech.
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Yeah, I thought it'd be the opposite :noidea:
 
huskers1217 said:
for 20 bucks... ill give you unlimited popcorn/pope and let you sleep in my king bed
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Its A Trap Movie GIF by Star Wars
 
huskers1217 said:
get a small lamp. plug it in each hole.. turn light switch on and off. if there are two holes try both. some only are triggered by one hole
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These lights are 13 feet in the air.

There's a switch at the bottom of the stairs that controls one single fucking light. I was trying to turn off the lights that were on in the third level hallway. But that fucking switch is only at the top of the stairs.

Why the fuck is there a switch for one fucking light on a floor that has like 15 lights on it?
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
These lights are 13 feet in the air.

There's a switch at the bottom of the stairs that controls one single fucking light. I was trying to turn off the lights that were on in the third level hallway. But that fucking switch is only at the top of the stairs.

Why the fuck is there a switch for one fucking light on a floor that has like 15 lights on it?
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Better get more trashcans....problem solved!
 
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