tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Dolemite censored]

I bought some tacos at the Lake Stevens restaurant a week before this:

Snohomish County Taco Bell employee confirmed to have case of hepatitis A

A Snohomish County Taco Bell employee was recently confirmed to have a case of hepatitis A.

komonews.com

I'm sure you are all relieved that I am fine.

 

[tabascojet]

Looks like large sharks are swarming the coasts.

Huge hammerhead shark ‘comes up right to the land’ at Texas beach

A Texas man was soaking up the sun at San Luis Pass Beach when he saw the giant creature swimming in a shallow area close to the shoreline.

nypost.com

Exclusive | Sharks in Memorial Day forecast with 4 great whites spotted in NY, NJ waters

Sand, surf and sharks are in the Memorial Day Weekend forecast this year.

nypost.com

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Have you ever considered that you are actually the problem?

I make people ugly in Nebraska? I’ve been here six times.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I make people ugly in Nebraska? I’ve been here six times.

I’m sure they wish it was six times fewer. You’re a miserable fuck.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I’m sure they wish it was six times fewer. You’re a miserable fuck.

Oh. Okay. That’s cool.

 

[huskers1217]

Looks like large sharks are swarming the coasts.

Huge hammerhead shark ‘comes up right to the land’ at Texas beach

A Texas man was soaking up the sun at San Luis Pass Beach when he saw the giant creature swimming in a shallow area close to the shoreline.

nypost.com

Exclusive | Sharks in Memorial Day forecast with 4 great whites spotted in NY, NJ waters

Sand, surf and sharks are in the Memorial Day Weekend forecast this year.

nypost.com

San Luis pass you say. Headed there Monday

 

[Dolemite censored]

San Luis pass you say. Headed there Monday

 

[gobigred]

Looks like large sharks are swarming the coasts.

Huge hammerhead shark ‘comes up right to the land’ at Texas beach

A Texas man was soaking up the sun at San Luis Pass Beach when he saw the giant creature swimming in a shallow area close to the shoreline.

nypost.com

Exclusive | Sharks in Memorial Day forecast with 4 great whites spotted in NY, NJ waters

Sand, surf and sharks are in the Memorial Day Weekend forecast this year.

nypost.com

 

[Dolemite censored]

Parents letting their young kids ride their bikes on the subdivision streets without helmets. And don't give me the poverty excuse. If they live here, they can afford to buy their fucking kids bike helmets.

Idiots.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Parents letting their young kids ride their bikes on the subdivision streets without helmets. And don't give me the poverty excuse. If they live here, they can afford to buy their fucking kids bike helmets.

Idiots.

Maybe the kids suck and the parents don’t want to protect them.

 

[tabascojet]

Oh. Okay. That’s cool.

 

[gobigred]

Sounds like something @moxie would do

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[trojanfan12]

Parents letting their young kids ride their bikes on the subdivision streets without helmets. And don't give me the poverty excuse. If they live here, they can afford to buy their fucking kids bike helmets.

Idiots.

Why are you wanting people to raise kids to be pussies?

 

[tabascojet]

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^^inb4 a future vegas As fan is born

 

[Handicappers]

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[Inquisitor]

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Star Wars The Vegalorian

 

[Dolemite censored]

Why are you wanting people to raise kids to be pussies?

You need to raise them to the level of conscious self survival and risk avoidance. That's your role as a parent. Having them careening around on a bike without a helmet does not meet that standard.

 

[CorpRebel]

Sounds like something @moxie would do

 

[Tin Man]

Wake up, wake up, wake up!